High-Vis Beyond the Vest: A Safety Gear Countdown

Daniel's shopping report on high-vis clothing sparks a deep dive into the ANSI/ISEA 107 standard, the engineering behind retroreflective tape, and the market gaps that explain why high-vis underwear doesn't exist. We count down the top five most absurd high-vis items that are real safety gear, not pranks — from formal shirts to open-water swimwear to matching dog vests — and explore why context turns functional workwear into a social experiment. Episode #042500 — open it directly at myweirdprompts.com/042500