Hobo Jousting! ~ Dimples & The Beard | Ep. 214

Hey, fellow lushes! We're back with another chaotic, laugh-until-you-cry episode, where absolutely nothing stays on track—except maybe the train that barely missed Jordan’s kid’s car. This week, we dive deep into the high-stakes world of workplace hygiene crimes, including one employee’s bold decision to give their nether regions a trim… in a shared bathroom. Meanwhile, The Beard battles a knockoff Lego set like it's his mortal enemy, proving once and for all that instructions are merely a suggestion. But wait—there's more! We discuss Michael Jordan’s son’s DUI disaster, Bill Murray’s baffling ignorance of Joe Rogan, and a truly innovative idea: hobo jousting in Chicago. Two brooms, two contestants, and a dream. Will it happen? Probably not, but it’s hilarious to think about. Plus, the age-old debate: Would you rather punch your best friend’s partner in the throat for $10 million or have a thousand tiny, talking sperm? (Yes, that’s a real conversation.) Grab a drink, brace yourself, and dive into this ridiculous, NSFW, absolutely unhinged episode of Cocktails with Dimples and The Beard! Check us out - Website: https://cocktailswithdimplesandthebeard.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbo2frUM03BMQ5zf6qbQvww Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cwdatbpodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CocktailswithDimplesandTheBeard Twitter: https://twitter.com/dimplesthebeard Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cocktailsdimplesthebeard Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/c-6163487 Sponsorship and business inquiries: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy