Hokey Pokey Hospital of Horror

from Discount Storytime · host Ken McCann

This week's story is a parody of the 1973 horror movie, “Horror Hospital.” Just to let you know, this episode has a passionate sex scene. Scandalous! Enjoy!Content warning for movie spoilers, profanity, horror, violence, gore, and sexual themes.Next week’s story will be "Pickleball! (A Historical Romance)"If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun! You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!Music:"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay"Ghosties and Ghoulies" by Geoff Harveyfrom Pixabay"Unchained Melody" backing track by Karaoke VersionSound Effects byfreesound_communityfromPixabay*Worried Wendell is a series, but everything else is short stories."Click here to say hi!"Support the showFind Discount Storytime on BlueskyEmail me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

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