Hold My Eggnog

Episode 5 of the Kreezus podcast, hosted by Kanye West / Local Business Comedy, titled "Hold My Eggnog" was published on November 4, 2021 and runs 5 minutes.

November 4, 2021 ·5m · Kreezus

Summary

Kreezus was produced by Local Business Comedy.  Hold My Eggnog written by Stephen Perlstein.  Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries.  Vocals by Carl Tart, James Ross, Nick Gligor. [Intro: Justin Vernon] I can hold my Egg Nog But these elves can’t decorate trees  Fat and Jolly now On the north pole, headin south I'm on to Indiana I heard it's christmas now [Hook: Chief Keef] I can't handle no egg nog But these elves can’t decorate trees I can't control my reindeers And my reindeers they can't control me  You say you know me, my reindeer But you really just know Frosty [Verse 1: Kanye West] Kids I'm out my food coma Drinkin’ nog (or milk) on your sofa  When I pull my sleigh over Slightly scratch ya new Solar (Panel)  Okay, I smashed ya new Solar (Panel)  Shoulda bought a snow blower  Thousand years I been chauffeur  Gifts is why I came over One more milk and I can own ya One more keebler I can own ya One cold night in December  Knapsack got me floating Feel like Meisterburger Krampus had me dead Might call Rudolph over Kreezy’s still on your sofa We the bad North Polers Still ain't learn to be Santas You hate me when it’s October I hate the soot in your smoker  Eating all a ya donut Then elf Hermey came over Pointy ears with no shoulders Tell me that these gifts bogus Elf you don't even know us  Hermey, he's a poser  Hermey, he's a poser  Dentist is his Persona  X-rays all in his folder Elfs think he just bogus Ho ho hos became ho-less  When it's cold it's colder And kid, I'm out my food coma [Bridge: Justin Vernon]  Crawling up your fire’s place  Gifts all over the place All I got was coal Hoooo I wanna go home [Hook: Chief Keef] I can't handle no egg nog But these elves can’t decorate trees I can't control my reindeers And my reindeers they can't control me  You say you know me, my reindeer  But you really just know Frosty [Outro: Justin Vernon and Kanye West] I heard you need a new ipad (a new gift) I heard you need a new pack (a new gift) I heard you need a new phone (a new gift) I know your present ain't be home (a new gift) [Bridge] Crawling up your fire’s place Gifts all over the place All I got was coal Hoooo I wanna go home Download link: https://soundcloud.com/local-business-comedy/sets/kreezus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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