holiday wishes

Survivors, the apps are quiet (briefly).We’re closing out the year with boundaries, hydration reminders, and elite-level side-eye for recycled “hey stranger” texts. From Trixie’s therapist calm to Petra’s festive chaos, Sir Rexington’s etiquette, Megalosaurus logic, and a Consentasaurus cocoa-approved reminder, this holiday send-off is validation wrapped in tinsel.Rest. Reset. Decline invitations.You’re not asking for too much.You’re just asking the wrong people.Happy holidays, survivors