Holy Wednesday At The Dog Cathedral

Which host is the most Catholic?Host is also a Catholic term, which we never address in the show, sorryYou can probably guess how we got to Texas A&M from thereGender-based leather jacket risk-reward analysisWhy convert to Catholicism when you can just get a Costco membershipIf history is any indication, this is gonna be how some of you find out Lou Holtz diedSpencer makes funeral arrangementsJelly Roll previews the American Gladiators remakeHow to join the French Foreign LegionThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matthew FlovskiDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz