Hookers for sale or rent, Gay resigns, walking male member with eyebrows and Vivek schools media

Today's show opens with a satirical comedy song by Jim Gossett, which ties immediately into our opening news items. Apparently, several high-dollar brothels, in both Boston and D.C., may have been the front for outside bad-faith actors to ensnare Washington insiders and politicians in a honey-pot scheme. We then move to the resignation of Claudine Gay for her now nearly 50 incidents of plagiarism. Let's be clear, that is nothing less than theft is has always been considered as a near unforgivable sin in the Ivory Tower of Academia. The fact there are so many Leftists trying to paint this as racism only shows the depths to which they are willing to sink to avoid stating the obvious. The walking male member with eyebrows, DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas has discovered a few new bad guys to blame for the border, which he still claims is closed. It's climate change. Well, it's poverty. No, it's the rise of Authoritarianism. Then, he has the stroke of all strokes of genius! It's actually all the blame of Governor Greg Abbott of Texas. You cannot make this up and he could not possibly gaslight any harder. However, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre says the border has always had ebbs and flows. When asked about an upcoming impeachment inquiry into the failures of Mayorkas to do his job, she said the president has absolute confidence in him. She adds that she doesn't think the American people want that. Let me assure you, Karine, we do! We want the border actually closed and we want millions deported. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg thinks the reason more people haven't purchased EV's is we just don't have enough public education. You see, in Mayor Pete's mind, if more people knew you could plug your car into a wall outlet, you would buy one today. What an astounding bit of childlike thinking. Finally, we have a wonderful example of Vivek Ramaswamy on the campaign trail schooling a member of the propaganda wing of the Democrat party. When asked to recite the Left's prayer over America's problem with white supremacy, he chose to follow the advice I always give – don't accept the premise. He totally destroys the reporterette from the Washington Post who then dutifully, as he predicted, wrote what she wanted to write in the first place. The Legacy/mainstream media is not here to tell us the truth. They simply give us the guise of truth to help sell us the State's narrative. That's it. Take a moment to rate and review the show and then share the episode on social media. You can find me on Facebook, X, Instagram, GETTR and TRUTH Social by searching for The Alan Sanders Show. You can also support the show by visiting my Patreon page!