Hoplitosaurus, the Hoplite Lizard

(original image source: https://images.dinosaurpictures.org/sauropelta_5c34.jpg)Happy 300 episodes! Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Leonychus the Hoplitosaurus, King of the Lakota Formation, discuss (by performing an overly dramatic farcical audiodrama) Hoplitosaurus, a heavily defended creature that fought the encroaching Acrocanthosaurus armies... except that dinosaur was from a different formation and there's no evidence these two species met. But that's why they're encroaching in this fictitious narrative! Madness? This… is… the LAKOTA FORMATION! From the Early Cretaceous, this 10-foot polacanthid nodosaur lived in dense forests with giant pterosaurs likely flying overhead, meaning it would fight in the shade… okay, that’s enough of those references. Except no, there’s never enough. Not when you reach 300 episodes for some godforsaken reason. If you thought you’d get a good episode of this show, you’re in for a wild night. Tonight you dine in HELL!Want to further support the show? Sign up to our Patreon for exclusive bonus content at Patreon.com/MatthewDonald. Also, you can get links to follow Matthew Donald and purchase his books at https://linktr.ee/matthewdonald. His latest book, Teslamancer, just released August 27th! And mild spoiler alert... there are kind of dinosaurs in it... mwuahahaha.TRACK LIST:  • 2025 Tension No Copyright Background Music...  • 'The Army of Minotaur' by @Makai-symphony ...    • [Non Copyrighted Music] @MiguelJohnson - G...    • 💣 Copyright Free Military Music - "Legionn...    • 🐫 Persian & Desert (Royalty Free Music) - ...    • 🙁 Sad & Orchestral (Free Music) - "FOR THE...    • ⭐ Triumph (Royalty Free Music) - "KNIGHT O...  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.