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ChileChao Mamao, Ortus Megaladon, Salmones zurrasperos, Poopin Wimbledon, Otakus sudaos, Masaje PiesSudadista, Banano atunero, Fideos Instantaneochuvks, Empalme presidencial, Terror Jineterrusher, Procesion Taurina, Desintegracion Sexual, Meloni Sindicalista, Palillero Pinchon y mucho más ENLACES ChileChao Mamao https://mk.npu.gov.ua/news/zastrelyv-v-avto-dvokh-tovaryshiv-u-mykolaievi-politseiski-zatrymaly-inozemtsia-za-skoiennia-podviinoho-vbyvstva Marineritos intoxicados https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/07/01/64-sailors-sickened-by-diesel-exhaust-fumes-from-uss-nebraska/ ChupaMundos apagado https://home.cern/cern-bids-farewell-to-the-lhc-and-enters-long-shutdown-3/ Inteligencia Ilegal https://www.abcnyheter.no/nyheter/to-personer-pagrepet-for-spionasje-i-sverige/1596749 Dormidarrush https://nyheter24.se/nyheter/inrikes/1496228-valdtog-sovande-kvinnor-doms-till-fangelse Bocine limitado https://gaceta.es/europa/dinamarca-planta-cara-a-la-islamizacion-y-estudia-prohibir-la-llamada-a-la-oracion-no-queremos-parecer-un-suburbio-de-islamabad-20260625-1047/ Ortus Megaladon https://www.elconfidencial.com/tecnologia/ciencia/2026-07-03/vertebra-megalodon-perdida-37-anos-1qrt_4380229/ Kuulemiin https://www.clarin.com/mundo/kuulemiin-finlandia-dijo-adios-llamadas-telefono-fijo_0_5bdApxgvGE.html Parlamento Moderado https://sana.sy/locals/2516719/ Salmones zurrasperos https://www.huffingtonpost.es/planeta/los-fiordos-noruega-ahogan-excrementos-salmon-equivalen-aguas-residuales-30-millones-personas-f202606.html Ejercicios conjuntos https://www.eldestapeweb.com/politica/asuncion-santilli-javier-karina-milei-encabezaran-reunion-legisladores-libertad-avanza-20267162057 Hikikomoris sudais https://latam.ign.com/yu-gi-oh-tcg/113493/yugioh-torneo-suspendido-participantes-huelen-mal Reality Palillero https://g1.globo.com/trabalho-e-carreira/noticia/2026/07/02/reality-de-viih-tube-que-daria-r-20-mil-a-funcionario-vira-alvo-do-mpt-veja-os-direitos-dos-trabalhadores.ghtml Coquita y Play https://blog.playstation.com/2026/07/01/physical-disc-production-ending-in-january-2028-for-new-games-releasing-on-playstation-consoles/ Hospital haitiano https://www.africanews.com/2026/07/02/haitian-medical-students-demand-relocation-of-teaching-hospital-in-capital/ Fideos Instantaneochuvks https://www.ecdc.europa.eu/en/news-events/multi-country-outbreak-salmonella-stanley-infections-linked-flavoured-noodle-products Banano atunero https://avia-es.com/news/v-rumynii-na-sudne-s-zernom-iz-odesskoy-oblasti-izyali-75-kg-kokaina Wal Muslemeen https://avia-es.com/news/boeviki-aktivizirovali-deystviya-v-mali-nigere-i-burkina-faso The Worst https://avia-es.com/news/donald-tramp-vozglavil-antireyting-hudshih-amerikancev-v-ssha Embajada droneada https://avia-es.com/news/rossiyskoe-posolstvo-v-shvecii-podverglos-atake-bespilotnyh-apparatov Empalme presidencial https://www.hispantv.com/noticias/colombia/646409/recibira-dinero-bid-empalme-presidencial Ayuda humanitaria https://www.hispantv.com/noticias/asia-occidental/646393/informe-israel-envia-carga-militar-somalia-bajo-sello-onu Flopper Minerals https://www.eleconomista.es/infraestructuras-servicios/amp/13994353/negocio-redondo-para-florentino-perez-acs-recompra-el-40-a-elliott-de-su-minera-australiana-thiess-con-jugosas-plusvalias Reciclaje zurrañil https://ecoinventos.com/nuevo-estudio-afirma-que-las-aguas-residuales-podrian-convertirse-en-una-nueva-fuente-de-litio-y-tierras-raras-capaces-de-reducir-la-dependencia-de-la-mineria/ Ampliaciones jusanas https://www.lamoncloa.gob.es/serviciosdeprensa/notasprensa/defensa/paginas/2026/260626-robles-visita-rota.aspx Navantia UK https://www.infodefensa.com/texto-diario/mostrar/5938863/sindicatos-britanicos-apuestan-navantia-uk-construir-tres-nuevos-diques-flotantes-mantenimiento-submarinos-royal-navy Calla gibraltareña https://amp.elmundo.es/andalucia/2026/07/02/6a4694a3e9cf4a667b8b4582.html Juegos Macabeos https://www.aurora-israel.co.il/comenzaron-los-juegos-macabeos-2026-en-jerusalen-con-una-multitudinaria-celebracion-del-orgullo-judio/ Revolucion Flamenca https://www.dw.com/en/albanias-flamingo-revolution-whats-behind-the-protests/a-77710991?maca=en-rss-en-eu-2092-rdf Sueco Africanizado https://gaceta.es/europa/un-grupo-de-inmigrantes-africanos-asesina-de-una-paliza-a-un-aficionado-sueco-en-copenhague-por-celebrar-la-victoria-ante-costa-de-marfil-20260703-0914/ Balacera Fest https://www.diariohuarpe.com/nota/un-muerto-y-un-herido-grave-tras-un-tiroteo-en-un-fan-fest-del-mundial-20266299210 Multirrusher https://www.thestar.com.my/aseanplus/aseanplus-news/2026/06/30/brunei-court-of-appeal-increases-sentence-on-security-guard-for-sexually-assaulting-two-boys Revolucion femenina https://www.arabnews.com/node/2648754/business-economy Adolescente Violin https://metro.co.uk/2026/07/02/boy-16-arrested-suspicion-rape-lovely-family-park-29012579/ Poo Woods https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/wimbledons-infamous-poo-woods-fenced-37379382 Pelo Crypto https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/trump-crypto-earnings-2025-9.7255105?cmp=rss Surf madrileño https://www.eldiario.es/madrid/somos/ecologistas-exigen-parar-piscina-olas-atletico-metropolitano-insostenible-gasto-agua-potable_1_13340655.amp.html Despidos disciplinarios https://www.larazon.es/economia/justicia-avala-despido-disciplinario-quienes-van-vacaciones-hacen-deporte-estando-baja-estatuto-trabajadores-respalda-b50m_202606276a3fc7277a154352a3a669b3.html?outputType=amp Ukro Pelotudos https://www.ukrinform.es/rubric-society/4139166-la-comunidad-ucraniana-de-apostoles-reune-ayuda-para-ucrania.html Fokin ricos https://www.aurora-israel.co.il/israel-se-ubica-entre-los-20-paises-mas-ricos-del-mundo-y-suma-8-800-nuevos-millonarios/ Atentado en Damasco https://www.aurora-israel.co.il/terror-en-damasco-atentado-con-bomba-en-una-cafeteria-centrica-deja-al-menos-5-muertos-y-16-heridos/ El Pueblo bancando https://www.aurora-israel.co.il/mundial-2026-como-eligen-los-israelies-a-que-seleccion-apoyar-ante-la-ausencia-de-su-equipo/ Dos al día https://www.aurora-israel.co.il/antisemitismo-en-argentina-informe-daia-2025/ Antisemitismo Free https://torrelodones.es/torrelodones-primer-municipio-en-espana-que-ratifica-su-compromiso-en-la-lucha-contra-el-antisemitismo/ Atentado antisemita https://diariojudio.com/2026/07/02/un-magnate-ucraniano-herido-en-un-atentado-en-monaco-es-miembro-activo-de-la-comunidad-judia/528255/ Amenazas a Polonia https://mpr21.info/los-ucranianos-estan-dispuestos-a-disparar-sus-drones-contra-polonia/ Casa del Capitan América https://elpais.com/economia/negocios/2026-07-03/las-tres-casas-de-la-semana-la-residencia-del-capitan-america-en-los-angeles-se-vende-por-64-millones.html Salario sorpresa https://www.eleconomista.es/economia/noticias/13994682/07/26/alivio-para-las-empresas-en-transparencia-salarial-los-candidatos-seguiran-yendo-a-ciegas-a-la-entrevista.html Costo de la barbacoa https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.infobae.com/estados-unidos/2026/07/02/que-presupuesto-necesita-una-familia-para-celebrar-el-4-de-julio-con-una-barbacoa-en-estados-unidos-este-ano/%3foutputType=amp-type Pelotudo refugoado https://www.elmundo.es/espana/2026/07/02/6a46725221efa03a0e8b459c.html Cumbre Anglo Malawi https://www.nyasatimes.com/uk-and-malawi-boost-trade-ties-at-london-summit/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=uk-and-malawi-boost-trade-ties-at-london-summit Bases chibanas https://youtu.be/NqW4tTxWRH0?si=CaJzqusXil2z18ss&t=1157 Consejos repelotudos https://youtu.be/wYwnXneX1I4?si=xsR9TWz7J0EEeRkg&t=715 Rodaje de exteriores https://allafrica.com/stories/202607030336.html Anuario Hitler https://www.jta.org/2026/06/30/united-states/hitler-appears-in-the-baby-photos-section-of-a-new-jersey-middle-school Terapia rusa https://es.news-front.su/2026/07/01/rusia-aprueba-descargas-electricas-como-terapia-contra-la-depresion/ Te la metes por el orto https://www.africanews.com/2026/07/03/burkina-faso-mali-and-niger-begin-official-withdrawal-from-icc/ Hospital haitiano https://www.africanews.com/2026/07/02/haitian-medical-students-demand-relocation-of-teaching-hospital-in-capital/ Rodaje en exteriores https://allafrica.com/stories/202607030336.html Atraco tras Atraco https://mnews.com.ar/deportes/174111-Con-un-robo-sobre-el-final-del-encuentro-Belgica-le-gano-a-un-superior-Senegal Burka de monedas https://www.arabnews.com/node/2648907/saudi-arabia Partido Condicionado https://www.infoveloz.com/post/medios-ecuatorianos-denuncian-amenazas-vinculadas-a-carteles-mexicanos-en-la-previa-del-duelo-ante-mexico-por-el-mundial_281493 Desacato étnico https://allafrica.com/stories/202607030207.html Cumbre anglo-malawi https://allafrica.com/stories/202607030191.html Pelotudo refugiado https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.elmundo.es/espana/2026/07/02/6a46725221efa03a0e8b459c.html ICE Sultan https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8k4pz91n5o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss TikTok Harram https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-flogged-21-times-front-37380514 Cyber Payasadas https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202607/1365050.shtml Eje del Mal https://www.negocios.com/articulo/geopolitica/kim-afianza-china-eje-que-inquieta-occidente/20260701070318489400.html Jinete Violador https://www.dailydispatch.co.za/news/2026-07-03-horseback-rape-accused-pleads-not-guilty-to-77-charges/ Decreto anulado https://www.google.com/amp/s/elpais.com/argentina/2026-07-01/la-justicia-anula-un-decreto-de-milei-que-limitaba-la-ciudadania-argentina-a-extranjeros.html%3foutputType=amp Noticias Fallagher https://actualidad.esrt.press/actualidad/614535-manches-guey-cantante-mana-responder-gallagher Judiada Goy https://x.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/2072355111611830678 Selfie darwinista https://www.africanews.com/2026/07/02/haitian-medical-students-demand-relocation-of-teaching-hospital-in-capital/ Batallon Baaz https://www.news18.com/explainers/indian-army-set-for-baaz-battalion-how-dedicated-drone-units-will-change-warfare-ws-el-10184418.html Masajes de Pies https://www.news18.com/india/sevadars-asked-to-massage-feet-ex-ram-temple-staffers-explosive-charges-amid-theft-probe-ws-l-10183838.html Procesion Taurina https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/hubballi/bull-procession-turns-violent-during-kara-hunnime-festival-in-haveri-8-injured/articleshow/132087804.cms Guardería de Horror https://www.news18.com/india/bengaluru-creche-abuse-video-nannies-booked-it-company-daycare-toddlers-washing-machine-toilet-jet-police-ws-l-10186080.html Buah que Buena ( Furūtsu ga totemo yoi) Lo mejor es no pensarlo peña ( Ichiban yoi no wa, sore ni tsuite kangaenai kotoda.) https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260702/p2g/00m/0na/023000c Spray Antiosos https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260702/p2a/00m/0na/040000c Contenedores Sanitarios https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/06/29/japan/society/sanitary-bins-men-restrooms/ 30 añitos https://www.elimparcial.com/mundo/2026/06/12/dan-30-anos-de-prision-al-expresidente-surcoreano-yoon-suk-yeol-por-ordenar-el-envio-de-drones-a-corea-del-norte-como-parte-de-una-maniobra-que-buscaba-justificar-la-ley-marcial-y-que-hoy-agrava-la-crisis-politica-en-corea-del-sur/ Salud Reservista https://www.koreaherald.com/article/10795951 Esperando a la Muerte https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/nothing-left-except-death-myanmar-families-grieve-huge-war-toll Menor Atropellamonjes https://www.ultimahora.es/sucesos/ultimas/2026/07/02/2662329/nino-anos-atropella-grupo-monjes-tailandia-deja-ocho-muertos.html El trolo de las gafas https://www.midilibre.fr/2026/06/30/pourquoi-emmanuel-macron-est-reapparu-avec-ses-fameuses-lunettes-daviateur-a-lelysee-13444585.php Abrasado a Tiros https://actu17.fr/faits-divers/sevran-un-homme-de-29-ans-tue-de-plusieurs-dizaines-de-coups-de-feu-au-volant-de-sa-voiture.html SOS Periscolaires https://www.dw.com/en/alarm-over-alleged-abuse-in-french-schools-and-nurseries/a-77729372?maca=en-rss-en-eu-2092-rdf Terrorismotrabachuck https://metro.co.uk/2026/07/03/monaco-bombing-suspect-identified-woman-disguised-look-like-man-29023590/ Normalidad Follacabrista https://www.20minutes.fr/justice/4230485-20260623-quelqu-normal-homme-19-ans-condamne-viols-chevres-agnelle Bunker Nazi https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy09753nq3o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss Meloni Sindicalista https://tg24.sky.it/politica/2026/07/02/meloni-congresso-uil-oggi Pandillas de Maranza https://roma.corriere.it/notizie/cronaca/26_luglio_03/roma-colosseo-il-salto-di-qualita-delle-bande-di-maranza-dalle-rapine-in-monopattino-ai-turisti-alle-faide-per-la-droga-79a0e6ee-731e-46b7-bc87-c017dd0ebxlk.shtml Desintegracion Sexual https://www.iltalehti.fi/kotimaa/a/7ce4e3f6-b0af-4cd1-98e0-5242f29e428f Cumple del Sultan https://www.thestar.com.my/aseanplus/aseanplus-news/2026/07/01/national-flag-hoisted-to-mark-brunei-ruler039s-80th-birthday-celebrations Bombing Damasco (no ha sido nadie) https://www.arabnews.com/node/2649412/middle-east EspañaBoluda https://www.elespanol.com/mundo/america/20260629/millon-argentinos-reclamado-nacionalidad-espanola-entro-vigor-ley-nietos/1003744300259_0.html España Dementus https://www.20minutos.es/salud/salud-mental-los-espanoles-empeora-un-tercio-considera-que-tiene-ya-algun-tipo-trastorno_7008859_0.html Palillero Pinchon ( no hay que irse a la India) https://www.ultimahora.es/sucesos/ultimas/2026/07/02/2662365/dueno-restaurante-playa-palma-apunala-rodilla-uno-trabajadores-tras-discusion.html Gas de la Risa https://elcaso.elnacional.cat/es/noticias/montan-empresa-vender-gas-risa-hacen-oro-sonar-cazados-datafonos-cobrar_1663685102.html Menor Abrasado https://elcaso.elnacional.cat/es/noticias/maten-tiros-menor-15-anos-en-medio-calle-en-parque-pegaso-en-sagrera-en-barcelona_1663547102.html IncaViolin Fugado https://www.abc.es/espana/madrid/violador-confeso-anciana-alzheimer-residencia-fuga-20260630012555-nt.html Compañero Robot https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202607/1364956.shtml