world, you're not even like, I forgot. Anyways, scavenger hunt, we steal the pumpkin. But the best thing on the list was one of the things on the list was Adam Kinecki, who was a kid in our high school. So you had to get this kid.
He wasn't part of the scavenger hunt. We showed up at his house and kidnapped him. I'd be so yeah, threw him in the car. But yeah, the high chair for McDonald's was really what how he felt about he didn't know what the fuck was going on.
But then he ended up being on our team because we were going to we weren't going to just get a knife to have him tied up. But that was the idea. You know what I mean? Go get this kid.
If you can get him, that was an item on the list. But yeah, each item was worth like a different amount of points. So like the biggest pumpkin was worth a lot. There were some easier stuff too.
I don't remember what those things were. But yeah, the pumpkin was insane, dude. We backed up to the thing with our car had to have a saw to cut the fucking stem, the stem, which was like as big as my arm. It took like all five of us to load this thing in the trunk six because we had Adam Kinecki.
But yeah, it was so funny with the with the high chair for McDonald's because everybody's trying to get the same item. So there's like five teams trying to steal high chairs from McDonald's at the same time. So good. Then back when Donald welcomes you with open arms.
This is when they had the plastic on the ground. Yeah, the plastic on the high chairs. So everybody got a sanitary high chair. The playroom at all is the best used to be the best used to be to feed a family for nothing when they switched over to McCafe.
That's when they started fucking jerking your purse strings and there were no more high chairs. It's crazy. Now when I get the fucking when I get the coupons in the mail, I'm like, these aren't deals. What's the fuck is going on?
Like they're like to can die for 20 bucks and you're like, that's obscene 20 bucks. You'd be lucky if to die in for 20 bucks. That's what the coupon is now. It's crazy.
At Harvey's and whatnot. Yeah, McDonald's to get down for 20 bucks. I'm like, that's not a fucking deal. I was not a deal.
I have to argue it is. I find all food addresses now my life are $20. In today's economy, like again, Simon said, his wife paid $16 for fucking matcha. Oh, drink.
Yeah, even better. Dude, when I go, I haven't been to McDonald's in a long time, just as I haven't been eating shit. But we would go, you know, once every two weeks, I'd tech shop. What do you want?
He'd send back like, I want 20 nuggets Big Mac Combo three cheese bubbles. I'm like, where does this fucking food go? And I used to get a lot from McDonald's to when my parents used to buy me McDonald's, I always get a 20 piece nugget. But it was like six bucks for a 20 piece nugget.
Now it's like 20 bucks for a 20 piece. That's a fucking nugget. Crazy. I told you that's right.
The fucking nugget is not stupid. Lunacy. First of all, it's not a real chicken. You've been to Popeyes.
Yeah. Popeyes at least like you can see that it's like a breast in there. You know what I mean? It's to be a living bird.
Fucking McDonald's is the equivalent of like lower ground beef in chicken for it. So fucking gross. I mean, I think I brought it up before. But Jamie Oliver, this is probably like a decade ago, maybe longer.
He did this thing because all these kids in a room and he grinds up like all the shitty parts of a chicken grinds up all the stuff like mashes it up and then he batters it and he fries it and he does this all in front of the kids and he's like, all right, now who wants a chicken nugget? All the kids right? We're like, right here. Yeah, barbecue sauce.
You can see him die inside where he's like, fuck, that did not have the effect I thought it was going to have. So last night I fall asleep and listening, we always listen to like murder podcast or something as we're going to that. It's a good way of also. And in the thing, a fucking phone rings, which is my ring tone.
So I wake up in a panic because I think like the alarm has gone off or whatever the fuck and it takes me like three minutes to realize that it came from the phone. Then I finally fall back asleep and then I get a text notification of the year. In the morning, Kumar, what were you doing up at four in the morning? I texted you at four in the morning.
No, you texted that group chat at four in the morning. Those guys are in Europe. Yeah, I know, but what were you doing up at four in the morning? I was watching Justin Bieber.
Jesus Christ. I read the most of it. I don't know what Mary's friend Kaylee is there. I have a I saw the crazy as apparently Justin Bieber sold his catalog.
Yes. And that's why he performed the way he did at Coachella. I think that there's something to that. But it's also just a sign of the times.
Like so many people relate to that. Hang on over the computer late to it. I would be fucking livid if I paid $3,000 to go to a fucking show and the headline or was just like, I'm just going to play YouTube videos of me doing so. No, no, no.
He performed his new album, like he performed all those songs. Okay. And then he went back and did all the classics and the girls were loving it. And then you see Sabrina Carpenter bringing out Madonna and this motherfucker is sitting down on a thing on this computer.
Like but the crowd loved it. I think I think they bring more on week two maybe. Look at the jitters out and wait, hang on. The first one is for the scene, the content creators and because it the strokes I watched them last night and there was less people there for sure.
My feed is dirty with fucking Brianna LaPaglia chicken fry. Oh, she is so goddamn hot, dude. Like, I don't know how she ends up in my feed because I've never liked been to her shit. I've never liked one of her po, you know what I mean?
But she is just constantly on my feed and I ain't complaining. That's so strange that I mentioned her. Hannah's ago. Hannah?
Yeah, I've barstooled. Someone who's married to a billionaire. She does the show with Jersey Jerry. Oh, yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
And that's do finder. But not hot like fucking LaPaglia. We can chicken fries so hot. No, you're crazy.
Hannah's way. Do you watch a Drew ski? Good. Bit love.
No. You're welcome. So welcome. It's a dating show.
Drew ski gets a mansion and gets a bunch of ratchet girls. This is probably incredible. And they fight for love. Is love Drew ski?
We're Drew ski. Well, it can't be real then. Well, what's strange is the first one is so crazy and the most ratchet girl wins, you know? In the second one, he brings in Skybury and Selena Powell.
I don't know if you know who they are, but of course they're notorious. You know, I think he's dating Skybury. So it might have he's Drew ski is dating Skybury Drew ski is big. Dude, you know Drew ski is big, right?
Like I know he's a large man. No, he's like he's like he's talking about monetarily is pull his I just thought Skybury went for like a different I think he's that guy like everything he does even that he's on the white face and he did in front of dude, his show where he has the fucking people coming up trying to be is so fucking funny. Like he's hilarious. I there's I'm not doubting that at all.
But I remember when he came on the scene not getting it at first. I don't just see Jake Paul and Theo's broadcast. He's so pissed about Drew ski doing white face. Yeah, I saw it.
He's like, I'm gonna do blackface feels like, yeah, you probably shouldn't. That's a great subway. You guys rushed to theater to see Theo Vons a new movie bus boys. No, I'll watch it when it comes out on TV for sure.
I like field on. I just heard nothing about it. Well, I saw a whole thing with David Spade talking about it. They financed it.
They cost them three three plus million bucks to do it. So I mean, it's not like it was a giant fucking production. No, but you have heard about it. Just through that.
I think that last movie is still I didn't project how Mary I didn't think we could make a movie. You got three and a half million bucks? No, my point is this if the three of us had wrote a good enough script. Yeah, I don't think three and a half million is a short come by as you might think like if I don't know if a producer believed in it.
Yeah. Like I said, the guy from the Mayfair got a million dollars from Harvey Weinstein. He made a movie. Yeah, my aunt has made a bunch of movies.
I bet if we got a good enough script, she might. We have a place to do a crazy bar. Shoot at scene. We're not going to that place.
You're like part owner of this fucking joint. You saw the photo and you're like, that's cool. You walk in space. You're like, something has to happen here.
That's all I can say. I'm sure there are way cooler spots. You couldn't do comedy. You couldn't do comedy.
No, because the ceilings, right? We I initially think that but I think you've had 200 people in there. One row on the mezzanine as well. I think you could like when we did that photo shoot for a triple bogey.
That was like some professional ass shit. Yeah. We went up to Nicki D's and shot in the barn and the whole premise of the shoot was that we had kidnapped Tiger Woods and he was in the trunk all beat up and shit. We had all these awesome pictures of us and like white masks and it kills me though because that's what Nelka is all about.
No, they've never done cool shit like that. No, they're all about golf. The Nelka was a pretty much a golf channel. Yeah, almost.
Yeah. Well, there's so many of those golf channels like of these guys who are doing exactly what we were doing, but not even with the same way. I know I honestly feel we were just just dudes who like got big followings because they were you know, good golfers or handsome or whatever. Like the bod does sports guys are for various.
No, no, that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about like, I think you're forgetting the golf. Who are those two guys there? The Wesley brothers, the Bryan brothers.
No, I'm talking about Garrett and oh, you're talking about the Fox's name. I got a golf film, Michael Sunil, the two-piece reporter. Yeah. And there's a Bob just sports because all the time.
And there's another guy who's like friends with him and they have both have channels, but like they're not funny. You know what I mean? They're not clever. I think you're forgetting that like it's a guys that can't quite make the tour but are really good golfers and make a channel.
And I'm with you. Like I'm not going to watch it because I don't really care about golf that much. I watch Bob just because those guys are fucking hilarious. And I watch it with the banter and the like that's all about the bench.
100%. So I agree with you. But there are people out there that are really into golf. Yep.
That are specifically like, oh, he'll explain the show. You know what I mean? That's what I mean? That's exactly what I said.
These guys got famous not because they're funny because they were good golfers or they are handsome or both. Yeah. And we got snapped up in seconds. Have you just been able to hold on five more years?
Probably would have taken more years. Maybe even 15. I think again in this climate. What he's saying is correct.
Like here's the thing. If you guys had to wear with all to start a vlog at that point. Yes. Like to go golfing every weekend and do a Bob doesn't work.
You started but you know what we're doing. My point is you would have been one of the first if not the first and you would have had a huge jump start on everyone. 100%. That's all 100%.
Brett is pretty good at that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. No, we were just doing it all wrong.
Yeah. Well, again, there was before it happened. Well, all we knew was to try and make a clothing line and try and sell. And then we're out there like hawking our shit to local fucking courses.
Like that's never going to work. And then we got on the online and as joke with Brett, we knew the company was done when a customer got the shirt and said they think the shirt stakes like security. Our whole our whole warehouse was inside Kamar's apartment. Well, I remember at one point, dude, Brett came over and was like, yo, we have this sick collab with yo hands coming.
Yeah, it was so good. Yeah, no, it was like status. Yeah, it gave me a shirt and then we ended up getting wasted. And he was like, I just leave this box of expensive rogue status shirts at your apartment.
And that was at my Sandy Hill floor house. They're like, read the weed in cigarettes and yeah, same deal. Way worse than that. Body sweat and mil doo from floods.
Just got to take the positive. No, no floods at that place. The one Sandy Hill. No, the one Sandy Hill.
Sorry, sorry. I was talking about the one on Sandy Hill was where I had like the biggest of my poker games probably. Yeah, no, Sandy Hill was great. Remember when I brought you the TV?
Of course. That was incredible. I had one at the casino. Yeah, you're like, I'm not playing TV.
So I stopped that Walmart on the way over with my winnings and brought him a TV. Yes, I'm just showing my door with the TV. Wow, that's thirsty. I'll never get it to one day.
I I'm so hungover and I'm called friendship dick. I'm so hungover. I'm a single my couch. I'm a single my couch.
I'm going to be more than a TV. Simon comes in rolls a joint with me asleep on the couch smokes the joint and Keith comes in. They play a few games of NHL. They get high and then they leave and go to the casino and they just come back three hours later.
I'm still asleep. Little day. Flop house or at least one or two flop house. There was a at the one you're at before with the dumb Greg.
There was one time where this is right around the time where his power was turned off. But which come on every month before this was before the flood in the bathroom. So it starts leaking through the ceiling and we fucking MacGyver that shit with like what did we even get the water in? I'm like I were like a minute away from going to the casino and I hear running water.
I'm sitting in the room with big dumb Greg and Simon I hear running water. I'm like, you guys are running water and I run into the I run to the where I hear it and there's like a fucking a waterfall of water coming through the ceiling in the in the bathroom. Is that that place on summer? Yeah.
So what we did Simon was this. I figured out I was like, okay, we're gonna cut the the shower curtain and we use it as a catch. So I cut the shower curtain and I strung it up on the door so that it was like halfway so that all the water that was coming in. But we had more than that because I remember going out to the backyard and finding like things to prop up the shower curtain to keep it.
Oh yeah. It was like cardboard boxes. Dude, we fucking MacGyver that shit. I hooked up with a blonde girl in that apartment.
In my apartment? Yeah. When I live there with dumb Greg. No.
She was staying there for a couple nights or something. Huh? I mean, that apartment was fucked. It was fucked.
Who were you there with? Big dumb Greg. Probably. Was you were there with that?
No, with her. Oh, she was saying I see people like out. It was really great. That was the ultimate flop.
That place was like a like I knew the weekend. I was like, I can't sleep here. Just like a 4am Greg is going to show up with 25 people. Yeah.
And they're going to be on a three day bender and they're just going to go fucking match that energy. Why? I didn't do drugs. He didn't do coke.
Like had you done coke that would have been saying I would have been the best for you. Yeah, I would have like so much free drugs. Yeah. And yeah, yeah.
But I just didn't partake. So that should be the name of your memoir. So much free drugs. Yeah.
So you get a lot of Brianna chicken fry. I get a lot of quantum stuff. And what they're saying is if everything that we know is like in a book, say, okay, and say we're in chapter 10 right now. Chapter 30 is written.
The whole thing is happened. The book is written already. It is. Time is something that we have come up with.
So we don't lose our minds. Yeah. I understand that. Yeah.
So time travel is possible, but it's not time travel. We already knew that it can go fast enough. No, no, if you just go to because like every possibility has happened. That's the one sign.
Well, are you USB C or are you old? You're the new one? That's it. Yeah.
Every possibility happens at every time. When you go left, another thing goes right. Okay. So the opposite is always happening.
So everything is just is, you know, like 50 years from now, you just, you'd go to it or go 50 years back. But it's it's all there. It's not like a, because if the going fast enough, I guess, I guess that would be the way to do it. But it just seems like it's it's all at the same time.
Well, like we know on the molecular level. Sure. But we know that like if you're near a black hole, you experience time differently. Like if you right now were wherever the fuck, and you were near a black hole, it would fuck your time up versus well, you're still experiencing this thing.
I'm saying is you're still experiencing a minute the way I experience a minute. Yeah, time only just for us. That's what I'm saying, like a minute like you can't change what a minute is it just changes that like the time that has passed here is shorter than it would be where you are. But somewhere around that somewhere it is happening.
That's assuming that we're right about the way we think that the universe functions, which I'm not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is the reason they know this is because they don't know this. It's one equation that is a key blank. It's time.
No, it's like they ran this test on Earth where they flew like a hypersonic jet around the world. And they had a clock like that calibrated clocks, right? So when you take off, you take off at noon exactly, and I have a clock that says noon, you have a clock that says noon and we start a timer, right? And apparently when the thing landed, it was like, again, it's like a second off.
Now that's not a lot, right? Like you're like, that's not what something does happen. Yeah, yeah, I'm just saying that like a lot of the things we think are because of an equation that Einstein came up with about gravity or whatever the fuck equals squared may not be true at all. Gravity may not exist.
It may be electricity and all of that was put out there to throw you off the fucking trail of what's really going on because if you knew that electricity was what's holding you down, then you would also realize that there's no outer space and whatever. I'm not saying that's true. I'm just saying like, I'm not sure. But I'm okay, just as an example, we're on the right track of anything.
You might be right. Although there are things that like, I don't know if you know this, I think I mentioned this before on the show, do Einstein theorized he was looking at the sky with a telescope and he saw an anomaly and he didn't know what it was. But he thought that something is there. Something is there that's doing something and then like 40 years later they found Pluto in that spot where he had so where you're like it's just math equations.
I agree with you totally. A lot of it is just theory and here's and they say that it's theory but there's no testable way. But when you hear something like that, it's kind of like, okay, there are people way smarter than us that. Yeah, for sure.
If you believe that like there are planets. That comes down to Artemis to mission. That thing that never happened. Well, people will look at you like you're sick in the head.
If you say it never happened. Yes, hold on. I don't say it to anybody. But you got it.
But you got it. Like I said, but do you think you feel that? No, but wait, can I ask you this? Do you not think that now it's possible?
Like here's the thing. If you let's say that the Van H the van Alan radiation belt, let's say that it is as bad as it is and then the 60s, we didn't have anywhere near the technology to get through it. But now given the technology that we could safely travel through it, there is there is a way that they went there now. I can full again.
I know you're going to say we don't know what we've seen. But like we watch those fucking SpaceX rockets land ass down. We've seen some shit that is crazy. Yeah, the big thing that is what do they how do they know how stuff was going to react in the zero gravity?
Because now they're saying that part of the moon is toxic because the solar radiation and stuff and allegedly guys went there. Apparently some guy went there. The moon dust was like toxic. Even though his suit was this what they're saying based on Apollo 14 or whatever.
That's 80 minute mission. Like I can't grasp that all that. And now that they're flying around and coming back and that is amazing. That's that's where you lose me.
No, yeah, because the first time they've ever guess it's possible. Yes, the language they're using to this point. I'm making the point I'm making tomorrow is that if so if we don't have 69, you might believe that like you'd be more in time because you'd be like there wasn't a lie before or if they went in like the 80s or something I would be more inclined to believe that. They did it in 69 when they're in this race with the Russians that they have to get there.
Like and then the other thing it's so it's unbelievably cold in space. Yeah, that that part of it. Kind of like when you go underwater. Well, just how I think he did.
I guess I guess they would do tests in Antarctica but just how you test something to make sure it can operate and have you not seen dude, this is crazy. I don't know if you probably know about this. The massive NASA test site in the new or Northwest territory. They turn the temperature down allegedly to turn it down.
It's down. It's some sort of calvary and other than cold. What I'm saying though is they so they test the Mars rover. You can fucking Google Earth it too.
It's crazy. It looks like fucking Mars. It's on Earth in Canada and NASA has this huge area set up where they test the rover because again, it's so cold. So I'm with you though.
You're saying it's up there. It's 100 degrees colder than it is anywhere they can. Yeah, yeah. Or what they say the temperature and the dark side to when the sun's shining.
Yeah, we can shift but we can simulate that kind of cold here, right? Sure. I'm sure you can. But it's just it's hard to do stuff on Earth with machines or whatever and all the factors of the radiation or whatever if space is a real thing is up there.
You're saying they can account for every single condition of possibly up there. I don't see how that's possible. No, listen, I'm not saying hold on. I'm not what I'm saying is what I'm saying is what I'm not trying to know what I'm saying is I believe that we are more likely to have the technology now to fly to and then around and back from the moon.
I don't think that in 69 no matter what anyone tells me that they have less technology than what is in my iPhone that they did. I have a tough time what I'm saying is I believe that now there's the potential that they could do it like listen, come on with you. Can you imagine this? You're you're a pilot and they say to you, okay, so you're just going to slingshot around the moon.
You're like, what do you mean? Like, well, you're gonna get close enough that its gravitational pull is going to slingshot. You fuck you, I am. No, that's what I'm saying is like, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, and what if the math doesn't add up then what? Well, actually, then that's why you just flow down in space. Yeah, you just flow endlessly into space like, oh, okay. Cool.
Like, I don't know about that. I wouldn't be so quick to believe all the Elon stuff you see though, the right are like preface it. All of that shit is just so like he needs to be able to show you something amazing so that they keep funding him with these massive amounts of money. But I've yet to see him actually go into space at all.
You don't think there's a roadster? Well, I was just going to say, do you? It looked as real as Artemis mission. Well, first of all, exactly.
If you ever were going to send people into space, sending a floating roadster just into our orbit seems like the dumbest show. There's so much garbage flow. No, no, but thank you. You brought me to my next point, which is they lead us to believe that there's like in an obscene amount of garbage.
Just I mean, listen, has to be. Hold on. If you look at satellites alone, active satellites, I'm talking about it's fucking insane. It's the skies littered with to imagine this Artemis mission, which going around the world gets in a head on collision with the Tesla Roadster.
That would be a fucking station. They don't have to shut the fuck up. They'd all be dead. But I'd have to shut the fuck up.
I know it just just the way the pilots talked because there are the astronauts, they were interviewing them. And they were talking about all the stuff they had to do in the capsule. And I feel like they just sat there. And that's a good go around.
Oh, it's fucking bullshit. I don't believe for a second that they went around the moon. I don't. But people do.
I don't believe it either. I'm just saying that if I'm going to play, but like, if I'm going to play Diablo avocado, it's that it's 2026. We've done some crazy things. And like again, when I was arguing with Bill about it, he was like, I said, I said, when have we ever just stopped doing something?
Like, when have we ever technologically just been like, well, we did it. No need to go back. No need to do it again. And Bill said, well, it was just too expensive.
And I said, Bill, what are we doing here? The money is endless. Do you know how much California has spent on their like rail, which has not seen a single pass? Well, I mean, in all fairness, they probably spent a lot of money on Vietnam.
But my point is that there's always money. No, no, but it was getting diverted somewhere else. But then to just not go back for this long seems insane. And to go up now and to not actually go to the moon to spend all that money to go around the moon is the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
One school is saying that there'll be, you know, other resources at the beneficial, if they were to do that, that's the reason why. Sorry, what? There's a commercial reason mining minerals, whatever is for them to go around the moon? No, what he's saying is the step.
I'm just saying this with the selling. Why is this the step? They've allegedly been to the moon a bunch of times saying they're hoping we forget that. What he's saying now is the first step you send a rock around it and then you start setting more rock.
That's what you do in 69. We're with you here. What he's saying is what the billionaires are selling you is that, hey, if we go up there a bunch, there might be minerals, there might be unobtainium. We could just know that.
I'm sure there is. And it's probably a whole mine system set up on the dark side of the moon. What's hilarious is that even if we were to fall for that, it's like, if there was unobtainium up there, you're gonna power data centers so that none of us work ever again and you're not going to know what I'm gonna live in Swalor's just to support the AI. I'm glad you brought that up because a the whole space thing I've said before, I think it's something quantum.
I think you travel to Jupiter but like through the back door, not hurling. You know, the accordion idea. Folding the paper. Exactly.
Exactly. Whatever this means, whatever I think that's the only way to get around. But you know who DJ Snake is? Five, right up.
Everybody's shots. He's really good if you like bangers and stuff. You just bring back to Coachella off the moon. You know, bring this to no working.
He went around the moon. DJ Snake came back to Coachella. DJ Snake had a great set last night at Coachella. Stop.
Stop. You don't actually picture. I picture Khmer like I pictured two weeks before Coachella buying like bags of the fluffiest sand and then just spreading it around his room and then like, you know, a week before cranking the heat in his room so feels like California like he's it's hard to move in there because he has too many boxes full of moonlight. I like that.
Stop. If I can maybe pathetic but I am consistent. I don't think I'm smart. You don't want to go ahead.
Go ahead. So it's dubstep is like the real disconnect. You don't like you don't get it. Okay.
Unless you get it. You rock it. I don't imagine I've ever walked and you don't get it either. I don't really get it.
Or do you I don't even know what you're talking about. It sounds like a fax machine. It sounds like a fax machine. I think the computers assaulting each other, but same thing.
I think it really appears appeals to neurodivergent. I think there's an increase in neurodivergent. What does that even mean? Yeah.
What is neurodivergent? That's the most played way to say retard is what you're saying. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, here's autistic people like something like that blanket retard. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think I'm correctly wrong.
I'm trying to be the most I know why you're doing this. Go ahead. Let's talk some more. I'm using a joke right now.
Well, it is a vogner divergent, whatever. But anyways, there's certain songs. I'll play one for you after, but it's like totally that four 20 Hertz thing. And there's certain songs that I feel calm my brain.
And I don't know if you guys remember, you would. Trans is a huge thing. Yeah. And these people just get in these zones.
And the people don't work. I think young people, that's what they'll do. Like this music is different than a song that you sing, but these people are whatever it is. The dubs have a bit much, but all the genres.
And I really feel the huge mass of people just be going to music festivals all the time. Just rock out of this music and not caring about. How are you going to have $3,000 for Coachella? No, it won't be like that.
It will be almost like a therapeutic thing, like a mass yoga or something. Right. Put on by Amazon or whatever. Free to go.
Now you're talking. On the show The Pit. Yeah. There's a autistic doctor.
OK. She actually plays it really well. And it turns out she's Brian Cranston's daughter. And she actually is.
Nebo baby. Neuro divergent, which is probably why she can play that person so well. Interesting. Because I sometimes want to am I knowed a virgin and everyone else is normal or am I normal and everyone else is not a virgin.
Especially the comics. You've got a lot of weird people. I'm not saying my friends. I think are autistic.
Well, you definitely got the part of the idiots of Aunt Nailed. Nailed. Oh, I was going to tell you. So remember James Fox?
He did the movie that versionia movie about the aliens and he did the other one. The phenomenon. He was on Joe Rogan. And when he's been on a couple of times, but he was when he was on Joe Rogan, he told that story about the best UFO footage he had ever seen.
He had gotten this call from this guy who told him there were these two kids who were driving to Area 51. And they have footage from their recorder, whatever. This was before cell phones of this UFO in the sky above them. And it's he said, it's the best footage I've ever seen.
But I can't get my hands on it because this guy has it. And that happened on Rogan. And then James Fox was on Logan Paul show. Tells the same story.
Logan says, hook me up with this guy. I'm going to go and offer him $100,000 for the video. So he does. He goes with $100,000 brick of cash.
The guy refuses to sell it to him, but he shows it to him. And Logan Paul had the little button thing and film the whole thing. But then said he said he wouldn't release it because for whatever reason he said it was. He said it was security.
No, no, he said it was like I don't feel right about it or what it was. Which is weird because he gave me. Meanwhile, Bob Lazar is now back in the news because of this thing he's releasing. And he's telling in the story about this UFO he saw, the sport model or whatever.
And what it looks like when it's in the air, Logan Paul hears this and says, that sounds exactly like the video I have. I'll show it to Bob Lazar. So he shows it to Bob Lazar. Bob Lazar says, this is like exactly the way I saw it.
And they released this video on the Jesse Michaels show. It stinks. We talk a Rogan. The video fucking sucks.
Now granted it's like a copy of a copy. You said camcorder. Even that is because you said camcorder. I was like, I'm out.
But the interesting part about the whole thing is that it is like you can kind of see it wobbling. And I guess on the original, you can tell a lot more the way it's floating in the air. And that you could probably get a eye to it. Bob Lazar said that's exactly the way this sports model, which was the thing they were reverse engineering does when it's in the air.
It doesn't like sit still. It has this like wobble. So there's a lot of pieces coming together. But suffice to say videos.
Thank. I'm a McNulty meeting the reporter. You think they both eat each other into the bubble? Yeah.
That's exactly what I saw. I nailed them. What do you think about this Simon? We get rid of the beaver and get Bigfoot as kind of as I fucking love that.
Because you know what Scotland's animal is a unicorn. It can be done. You know that I love to do that. They have their own mythical creature and they still have a unicorn.
Not Loch Ness. If it's mythical. Not Loch Ness. No, I love them.
They were like metal. Is it Scotland? Yeah. It's a mythical mythical mythical of myth and mystical of this.
There's two different mythical and mystical. I'm glad you brought Joe Rogan up because he gave a cross on this week. So weird. Let's say that for the post Joe.
What should we talk about? What should we take a second? We can talk about the White House. The White House.
That seems a little more interesting. But I mean me and Simon are split on this because I think we also understand it would be great if I became legal to stop addiction and that's what he did. Oh no, here's the thing. There's two.
Okay. That is great. There's two trains I thought here. There's the first one which is if you're going to get this piece of shit Pito elected, you better at least get him to push through some of the fucking things that you yourself would like push through like I became you think maybe legal marijuana would be on there.
Start either way. So I'm with you there. Come on. If you're going to if you're going to get this fucking weirdo elected you might as well get in there and get some stuff done.
But like I don't know. This is the timing is weird. You're pretty much said to Joe Rogan. Listen, listen, pal, you're going to have to abide by a couple of wars.
You're going to have to abide by the fact that listen, I fuck young girls like that's just how it is but I'm going to throw you a bone. Well, come on. Here's my thing. Like bone me.
Here's my thing. Here's my thing. That's what I'm hoping because it feels like it feels like maybe they're getting close to something is here's the thing. Israel is not ramping down.
Israel will ruin this across the board. Iran has no interest. They just shot at boats in the Strait of Hormuz. It's being shut down again.
They're definitely there. Trump is now talking about bombing them again. This thing isn't slowing down at all. All of that shit that that this is slowing down we're making a deal is all to fucking play cake the same way he's placating Joe Rogan with Ibogaine.
This is to placate his fucking Maggas. I think you can't see through your Trump deranged syndrome, but it's all just a market manipulation and keep saying this that and some buy something right before. So that's the evil part there. Back up.
Hold on. We're saying for years this Ibogaine would be great. You have to just take it as an amazing thing and hope it works out and not be like, well, it came from these horrible people. So it's not good.
Okay, fine. I agree with what Matt said to me last week. We got to be happy. Carney's doing all the things you want.
I agree with what Matt said. Fine. Oh, oh, oh, oh, acquiesce there. You can't Trump derangements syndrome me anymore.
No, there's no such thing as Trump derangements syndrome. No, he is doing all the things that we were afraid of in the Trump derangements. Would you value the fuck up here? Five years you want to Ibogaine to come out to the addiction.
Yes, that's it. You don't go, yeah, but I just agreed with you. So that's it? Like we've no, that's a horrible person.
Where's the derangement syndrome? It matters. No, you don't explain it. Where's the derangement syndrome?
I agree. Stressing out about Trump and what he's going to do, like moving forward is a waste of your time. It is not. He's starting wars.
What are you talking about? You did this thing with the Democrats. You were all be doing these wars. Like they all are saying, yeah, we were glad we did it.
It would happen a different way and you'd be happier that it was Kamala doing it. I wouldn't be happier that anybody is. There you are. This was going to happen no matter what.
It's not Trump. You think it's just Trump doing this because we know there's other powers. And the wars are just part of it. Was Kamala fucking girls on the island?
Before Trump was president, we knew Iran is where it was going to happen. Did you have Joe Biden derangement syndrome? Yeah. Really?
He was really competent. And I said he wasn't. That was my derangement syndrome. But he wasn't competent at all.
He wasn't competent at all. I was being facetious. Trump's a horrible person. Y'all agree on that?
Also not competent. He's losing it. Yeah, for sure. So where's the derangement syndrome?
That's the question I asked. He was going to do it. He was going to do it after to play KIBA game. No, I began the huge thing if it works.
It's huge. It could change humanity. Psychedelics, we've talked about this for years. But because it came from Trump, you're like, do you really believe that Trump is worried about the fucking veterans?
No, I really believe Joe Rogan, the piece of shit you think he is, may have affected change that might be the world a better place. That's it. And because Trump's a pedophile and starts his wars, I don't care. No, but guess what?
No one said anything about that. You brought that up. I brought it up. I said the IBA game.
No, no. And then he said, yeah, but what was his yeah, but Trump's a pedophile. No, his point was the boots on the ground matters. Because here's the thing, if you're about to send 100,000 troops into Iran to lose their lives, then IBA game is the least you can do for them, right?