Hour 1: Hitting The Whoo-Pa

Sarah is bringing back a long lost bit to annoy Vinnie. Detective Mark Fuhrman, infamous from the OJ Simpson trial, has passed away. America’s 250th birthday is coming up, and Wheel of Fortune is celebrating! Let’s eat some headlines: Amy Schumer’s botched colonoscopy, Pete Davidson might be a deadbeat, Anderson Cooper is saying good-bye to 60 Minutes. Vinnie opens up about suffering from girl-orrhea. Imagine you had a magic watch that could stop time, what would you do? TSA says you can’t bring liquids, but you can bring as many rotisserie chickens as you want! Where are we getting our pizza in bulk these days?