Hour 1: Physically Uneducated | 06-30-26

Welcome to the "Midnight Misfit Club" for the introverts, the flat-footed, and the late-shift workers! This hour, Walter airs his lifelong grievances about childhood gym class trauma, from climbing ropes to impossible parallel bars. He also dissects the disastrous box office flop of the new Supergirl movie, blaming woke Hollywood for flattening out the lead actress with an uncomfortably constrictive costume. Along the way, Walter questions why anyone would ever trust a bungee cord or ride a vertical roller coaster. Plus, get ready for mind-bending theories about secret abandoned trolley tunnels hidden beneath major cities and the sinister origins of massive 19th-century insane asylums.