Hour 3: America's Mayor & Canadian Missiles | 05-04-26

Walter Sterling and Dave Scott dismantle the hollow threats of woke celebrities who vow to move to Canada, breaking down the harsh realities of Canadian taxes, doctor shortages, and social media news bans. The broadcast takes an extraterrestrial turn as the hosts uncover the US Space Force's classified "Space Tiger Team"—a specialized clean-up crew allegedly handling UFO crashes and extraterrestrial alerts. They also relentlessly roast Canada's baffling decision to spend millions renting a gravel driveway with a cement slab in Nova Scotia to serve as a national rocket launchpad. Back on Earth, Walter honors a hospitalized Rudy Giuliani as the man who saved New York City from the dreaded "squeegee men", navigates a caller's intense 9/11 scrap metal and "dustification" conspiracy theories, and explains the superior creative brainpower of flat-footed, left-handed night owls.