Hour 4: Ban Algebra, Embrace the Aliens | 07-03-26

Walter kicks things off with a passionate rant against John D. Rockefeller's 5-day work week and the absolute uselessness of high school trigonometry, before pivoting to the rumor that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are going to block traffic with a Madison Square Garden wedding. Along the way, Walter chats with a real-life New Jersey milkman, complains about his mechanic charging him $1,000 for "magic beads" to fix his Mazda's AC, and gives practical July 4th survival tips for your pets.