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Well, butter my biscuit, it's our number four, and a boom, shakalaka to you. What was the mistake that finally caused Indianapolis General Manager Chris Ballard his job? He was decommissioned on the last NFL news cycle. Also, should the Colts trust Peyton Manning to run their football operation, supposedly they're reaching out to Peyton, and why is the NFL hell-bent on having the Saints in the Steelers game in Paris this weekend, despite civil unrest? It's so bad they've had to close the lube because the animals are running around in Paris.

We'll talk about that and more. As the NFL's like, oh, screw it, we're gonna play anyway. It's all coming your way right now. Here it is, our number four have a wonderful Tuesday. Some glue for you, welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Penn Mallor Show.

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It's the World Series is set, and oh, what a World Series is going to be, your dream match up the Brew Crew and the Tampa Bay Rays. Brovis at home field of managed World Series begins Friday. In Wisconsin, 49ers held on, but did not cover the old backdoor cover for the commanders if you're a gambling person. We're talking about as Washington was getting pull-laxed by the 49ers most of the game, and then at least the first half, and then the second half, the Niners decided, let's make it somewhat competitive for TV. And that's exactly what happened.

Now our lead this hour is not from one of those games. Instead, it's from Indianapolis, where the Colts have said, bye bye to General Manager Chris Ballard, the baller of the ball, no more. And in a nearly decade long run of futility. And after a mind-boggling 26 to 20 loss to the previously winless Tennessee Titans and Cam Ward, famous for saying we ask. And it's appropriate that in Chris Ballard's last game, as General Manager of the Colts, he was serenaded with fire baller.

So if you didn't see it, it has happened in Indianapolis, but with 13 nothing halftime lead against Tennessee, which had been 0 in five on the years, the Colts dropped to two and four since 2017. Ballard has a 474 winning percentage of the teams that he has put together in Indianapolis with just two playoff appearances and one postseason win. And the single greatest choke job in NFL history, a cold Viking game, I believe was a Saturday afternoon and the Colts gagged up a 33 point lead, I believe it was. 33 point lead, I believe that's correct. I mean, that game now, owner Carly Urse Gordon, she's the woman that walks around the sidelines that upsets everyone.

She declared quote, our standard is to compete for championships to mending new leadership immediately. So there's an interim GM in Indianapolis and Ballard never solved the quarterback position. After Andrew Lock quit right before the season, just couldn't handle it quit before the 2019 season, they have cycled through veterans, they have cycled through draft picks, they even gambled on that turd, Anthony Richardson who can't play and none of them got the job done. So that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question.

What was the ultimate mistake that finally caused Indianapolis GM Chris Ballard his job? So I've got mystery meat, Yelp reviews and woolly mammoth and we will combine all of these things together. We're gonna have some mozziball soup, the jambalaya for Ben Jammon. We gotta have the gobble goo and always popular peanut butter and jelly. We'll have that as well.

So goo, jambalaya, bobagaloo, the gobble goo, the mozziball, the peanut butter and jelly. All right, so the thing that did in Chris Ballard is not Anthony Richardson. Anthony Richardson snakes should not have been drafted where he was, he's a developmental player. At the draft he should have been picked maybe day three of the draft. So bad job by the Colts on that.

Everyone knew it, they knew it. Jim Hersay was alive then. He must have been on a bender or something like that and he thought, well let's get our quarterback. We like this guy Anthony Richardson. Richardson though did not cost Chris Ballard his job.

What cost Chris Ballard the GM and Indianapolis's job is vanilla. I'm not talking about slowly churned French vanilla. I'm not talking about that. What I'm talking about is vanilla Vic. That is what cost him his job.

Daniel Jones, since Andrew Luck retired, Indianapolis has operated like a speed dating operation for quarterbacks. Come on in play a couple of games, maybe you play a season. That's it, whether you're Gardner Minshew or all the other stiffs that have been through there. Now the final body blow, body blow, body blow was absolutely betting the farm on Daniel Jones. Tried to tell you, you didn't listen.

Bad job by us. We give nightly sermons for absolutely nothing. And you didn't listen, it's bad job by you. So Daniel Jones played okay to good for three or four games. He then started to play poorly for the Indianapolis football team.

He started to struggle. And then he got hurt. So why did the Colts do? The Colts say, oh man, we dodged one. Let's move on, find someone else.

They said, no, no, no, no. This is our guy. This is our quarterback. We love him. And they kept him.

Even though he got hurt, the Colts rewarded Daniel Jones with $88 million. $88 million extension. Jones currently ranks 28 in the NFL, which I'm told is not good. Oh, you're being mean, man. All right.

Danny Dimes. That's through week seven of the NFL season there. He's not good, not good at all. Barely ahead of the much maligned Justin Herbert and Malik Willis of your Miami Dolphins. Those are the neighbors of the quarterback there in Indianapolis, Daniel Jones, bottom feeders.

Now, the Colts have been with Chris Ballard, a spam franchise, processed football product. You open the can and it's the same mystery meet every Sunday. Ballard promised championship contention. Talk to good game. He's a good sound bite, Chris Ballard.

Good sound bite. However, the reality of the situation, a almost decade of mediocrity meadows. It's a little retirement community called mediocrity meadows. The Colts finally sent Chris Ballard to the Glue Factory. And it turns out it is interesting to note that Daniel Jones was the horse, of course, that finally pulled the wagon.

And into the Glue Factory, Shane Steichen, who was three games under 500 remaining as the head coach. Could you get any more lame than that? Lanebuck, Shane Steichen. He survived the purge for now. He'll likely be let go at the end of the season, if not sooner.

And if you look at the booth review, the expedited booth review, you can see that right now the coach, Shane Steichen, standing on top of a trap door and the rope already is framed. So here's Shane Steichen commenting on the state of the Colts, the changes, the new GM, the whole thing. I got a ton of respect for Chris. He worked tirelessly for this organization, for this city. I understand his job.

The business, you know, I don't think it falls completely on Chris. It takes all of us coaches, scouts, everybody. And we've got to put our best foot forward. Oh, he worked hard. OK, we're not expected.

You don't get credit for that dummy. It's blows my mind. I was like, well, no, that's part of the game. You're supposed to work hard. You paid a lot of money to do an easy job.

These are easy jobs these people have. They make it seem like it's hard. Nobody loves to brag how hard they work more than NFL people. Oh, he sleeps to the office. And he's there.

First one in, last one out. They love that. No one ever brings up the fact that guys hate their families. That's why they're there all the time. All right, anyway, secondly, to the bigger picture here, we stay with the Colts, the bigger picture, big shake up there.

So the Colts will be a spam franchise. They've been a mystery meet franchise. We all know that. Then the report, which actually originated here on Fox Sports Radio that the Colts are contemplating their next general manager as Peyton Manning. You know the guy that does commercials on TV?

Yeah, they want that guy. I guess he's a football. They want Peyton Manning to be the next GM. And he's going to be involved in the front office and potentially as a general manager following Chris Ballard's decommissioning. Now Dan Patrick, who knows a couple of people, I guess, has paid a lot of that daytime radio money.

And Dan Patrick saying that Peyton Manning will be in contact with the Colts owner, Carly Urse Gordon. The first call she's going to make is the Peyton Manning. And then Peyton's going to try to sell her some chicken or some insurance or whatever crap he's selling for advice on the GM possibly giving Peyton Manning the general manager job. Now the story, which is next level ridiculous, is that Indianapolis is trying to follow the blueprint Atlanta had with Matt Ryan. Am I missing something?

Are the Falcons a good team? I must have missed that. Maybe it happened while I was away. I don't recall that, but apparently they're a good team. Who knew?

Following the blueprint of Matt Ryan. Do you know these former quarterbacks who have become executives all suck? Have you seen the Raiders? By the way, all those Raiders fans that were busting my ball? Where are those guys at?

And Raider fan, that way. Yeah. OK, they're in hiding. I got it. OK.

Well, the Raiders have returned to being the Raiders. As we knew they would, some of you idiots did not. But that's a different conversation. But Tom Brady's not a terrible job with the Raiders. Nobody will disagree on that.

And Matt Ryan, they don't have a quarterback. And they have a losing record in Atlanta. Not a good team. It's lost to the Bears over the week. So anyway, you look at all that.

So here's the deal. You got Manning making money, handover fits. He's in bed with ESPN. They're basically giving him part of Disney, Omaha, whatever that crappy thing he's got. They're all doing well.

So the question, should the Colts, let's assume in the multiverse that this goes down that road, should the Colts trust Peyton Manning to run the football ops department? Is this a move that would be a positive? Because a lot of the rules, everyone loves Peyton Manning, apparently. I didn't get in that line. A lot of y'all love Peyton Manning.

So should the Colts trust Peyton Manning to run their football ops? On this one, I'm giving this a bug eye. When you bring in Peyton Manning, you're bringing in the name. You're bringing in the brand of celebrity. Because we always know celebrities are the greatest of these jobs.

But where's the evidence that Peyton Manning knows how to put a good team out there? Michael Jordan was a great basketball player, a terrible executive. I'll go down Magic Johnson, the worst of the worst. And so all those are basketball players. It's not a long laundry list of football players that have been any better here.

So being a star quarterback does not simply blow your way. Does not mean that you know how to pick the groceries. Two entirely different skill sets, two entirely different occupations. If you look up the Yelp reviews, we keep receipts on these things. You look up the Yelp reviews, Peyton Manning's endorsements, carry what rating?

That'd be a one star rating. A one star rating. Manning is the guy who recommends the French Bistro. And you go down to the French Bistro. And you're like, I want some French bread.

OK, they have that at the Bistro. I want some crepes. OK, they have some of that too. But you walk in and the cockroaches are wearing little chef hats. But Peyton said, this is the top French Bistro.

OK, enjoy that. Remember, Peyton Manning's the guy who sold the Jets owner, the Johnson and Johnson group, Woody Johnson. The legend is that Peyton Manning's his endorsement of Adam Gates, better known as Crazy Eyes, helped Adam Gates get the job. It's kind of like recommending a sergeant. You go to the surgeon.

And the surgeon's really, really nice, really good surgeon. Nice, nice person, big personality. And you go in there and says, great. And then you realize, wait a minute, the surgeon, he operates with a white plastic butter knife. Well, that doesn't seem like a good surgeon to me.

Why would you want to go to that surgeon? That doesn't make any sense. Adam Gates, that was a Peyton Manning endorsement. That's almost as bad as Aaron Rodgers and his Hackett endorsement from the Jets as well. It seems like the Jets can't make a decision on their own.

They have to get advice from other people. Hasn't gone very well. Then the other endorsement, Peyton Manning, for the Colts, it dors Matty Ice as a player, which is fine. Except for the small detail that Manning was a washed up whale in Indianapolis, and they tried to pass him off as some kind of great white shark. No, no, no, there she blows is what they said.

So that's what you got there. And the Colts, last I checked, they do not need a celebrity. They don't need a celebrity. They need someone who can identify a left tackle. Okay, without consulting a Ouija board.

That would be nice. Final thought, to Perry, we go to Paris, where the NFL, the Saints, I believe, already arrived. The NFL moving forward. With more outsourcing of the NFL product barn storming, trying to get into the pockets of people around the world and take their money, just like they've suckered off Americans. The NFL, in France, the NFL moving forward, Sunday Saints, Steelers, I'll be sleeping right through that game.

In Paris, despite, if you've not been paying attention, widespread protests, riots, anarchy in the streets, and some real looted texts running around France right now, destroying that country. The anarchists that are just small demonstrators, that's it, they're just in the analytics, and just cause trouble. Burning, looting, and pillaging parts of France right now, parts of Paris in particular. So the league released the statement, the NFL insisting that preparations remain on schedule, no disruptions reported at NFL facilities. The NFL says it continues to work closely with French authorities.

What is that, it was French authorities doing, by the way? And security partners to ensure safe operations. A very heavily vetted statement released by the NFL. The NFL's first ever matchup, first ever regular season game in France, and this is a big part of the global initiative of the NFL to take over the wire, so they have to have this game. It'll be 930 Eastern on Sunday on the state sponsored, and then they'll probably be proud of the new service of the NFL, the NFL network.

So the question, why is the NFL hell bent on having the Steelers Saints game in Paris this weekend, despite the civil and rather video after video popping up of people burning and pillaging and doing all that stuff, all over parts of Paris? So that's the question. The answer though, Paris is in parts of it have been in complete civil unrest for several days. In fact, it's so bad. How bad is it?

The Louvre, the most famous museum in the world, the Louvre had to shut its doors because of the animals running around the streets, shut their doors. And so the NFL's official response is basically, hey, have you considered one of our luxury hospitality packages for this weekend? That's their response. Now Napoleon, I read in a book when I was in school back in the day, that Napoleon had a similar issue with knowing when to retreat. So I look at Roger the Dodger Goodell.

Roger Goodell has never met a public safety crisis that could not be solved by a lucrative TV contract. You know what I'm saying on that? The league spent the money, a fair amount of money, logistically. They booked all the hotels. They sold ticket packages.

They essentially bought at Jurassic Park. They bought a woolly mammoth. And they're like, OK, we bought the woolly mammoth. And now they're trying to figure out where they can park the woolly mammoth in the riot zone. Yeah, so they want to play this game no matter what, because it's the first game in France.

And so the stadium I'm told is a little bit outside of Paris. I've never been to France, so I'm not sure about how far. I don't think they're playing at a Chateau. So it's a little outside the city. But I'm sure the people that are trying to destroy Paris, they're not going to go out to the stadium, because it's in the suburbs.

No, they would never do that. Never, ever, ever. It's crazy. So anyway, the other point here, the NFL, it's kind of like the announcement would be like, it's like a groom that discovers his bride. About to get married.

Discover's his bride has not won, not to, but three warrants. Felony warrants finds out about an hour before they go to the altar. And the caters have been paid for. The catering's all been paid for. The cake.

And you guys are like, I know this person has three felonies, but we're getting married. We're going on with the ceremony. And that's it. And the NFL, they're treating Paris like it's time share. Leaking, pipe, and a time share.

They refuse to leave. It's flooding and all that. And they're like, we are determined to play this game, no matter what. And we're going to defend our honor. We're going to prove that we can play this game.

And all this stuff. And the NFL's cash register is an essential government service, apparently. It is the Ben Mallershow. If you would like to be part, you can join us right now, 877-99-5x. That's 877-9966-369.

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I don't know. Anyway, Lorraine, it's her birthday month. So say hello to her FSR Tech Queen and come up at all Bronco fan, all Bronco fan, your comments can and will be used against you in the court of sports radius. So please act accordingly. I saw that Aaron Rodgers is up to his old trick is he's using his power to bring in his pals and the Steelers adding a confidant of Aaron Rodgers, part of the Packer past, Aaron Rodgers landing in Pittsburgh.

The man so good, he's got three names. This is a serendipitous moment. I was having a conversation. I think it was last week with our friend, my buddy Bob, who does the morning show, Fesco in the morning there in Kansas City. And this guy's name came up and Mark has Valdez Scantling.

I believe his name came up and he is now going to join the Steelers, which is great if he could still play. Probably not, but his buddy Aaron Rodgers. And so that's where he ends up. Let's go to the phones. We'll take your calls also on X at Ben, Mallor, Kevin, Tom, who's listening in Alaska says, I was just thinking the whole point of the protest draws much attention as they can.

Where in Paris might that happen this Sunday, say around 938, 30 Eastern time? Well, yeah, there you go. Late night, truck tester says, just curious how many excited Steelers or Saints fans are going to Paris to also see Notre Dame and then be set when they find out it's only church out there. I hear it. Well, the thing with these trips, I'm not talking to Eddie, who's married to a Chargers Super fan or old pal Eddie who's working the show.

These things are done long and advanced. Like you don't just all of a sudden wake up on a Tuesday and say, let's go to Paris this weekend, see the NFL game. That seems like a good idea. Sure. Why not?

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Very controversial. What's going on there? Mike the Leprechaun. Welcome back from Mexico, Ben. Welcome back.

Thank you. You were missed. It's good to be missed. I appreciate it. Although I do know from having been whacked by the company before, they'll get rid of me.

Again, there'll be somebody else in here, and you'll all say how great that person is. So I know how that works. We're all just good. No more. Not as true.

If you don't believe that, go by any cemetery and every graveyard filled with people that were unreplaceable. Yeah, all those graveyards are the dead center of town. You're doing dad jokes. Chokes are not till the end of the week, dude. No, go ahead.

Did you hear about a movie? A movie that came out about constipation. It hasn't come out here. Venus Williams. What would you want to open, Mike Knight at Chuckles?

Do I have to give out the number here? Is that what you want me to do? He just loves scripts. Any time he can read a script, he's going to read a script. Oh, let's see.

Lorina's taking a shot at you right there. You know what I mean? You know anything without writing it down? Wow. Body blow.

Body blow. OK, I'd like to be friends with Elena, but you're making it very hard. Venus really, very hard. Well, it's over even. It's not hard.

Can we see this? It's not in your high school, please. Come on. Yeah. Did anyone see this clip of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman?

People saying Aikman looked angry? He looks the same to me. You know what kind of looks angry? They think he's upset with Joe. But you see this at all, Mike, the leopard.

And you weren't watching that game. I watch the game. I don't think he watched it. I don't think he watched it. I don't think he watched it.

I think what the hell? I don't think he did. I think he watched the game last night. And he looked that much more angry. He always kind of looks that way.

He's got that. He always looks a little. He's got that. You know how, like sometimes they'll say women have resting be-otch face. Like Aikman's got that.

Dude's have it too. They look kind of angry sometimes. He looks angry. I would call it a scowl. A scowl.

There you go. Scowl. A scowl. Scowl. Yes.

Watch out for a scowl. Anyway, good news. AJ Brown did not drop a pass yesterday. Nobody didn't catch many either. Well, he didn't drop a pass yesterday because the patients I don't think they had practice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did. He was terrible. But at least he can go back on Thursday. That's great.

That's wonderful. I'll try the Thursday, the season beginning of the next week beginning on Thursday. And that's very exciting. Doppers. Doppers.

Yes. All right. Anything else. We're good. Yes.

We can move on. I have a big doctor. I have a very big doctor. Day three. Congratulations.

All right. I'm not excited. But stay tuned. All right. All right.

My old friend. OK. Thank you. Go away. Let's say hello to Steve in Manhattan.

Go Buchanan. Go Buchanan. Go Buchanan. Go Buchanan. Go Buchanan.

Go Buchanan. Second is his birthday. Does the NFL know that there's a giant riot going on in France and wish Charles Martell Ben? Welcome to the he-haw. Now the leprechaun is a natural.

Why you guys all pylon him all the time? It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. A lot of leprechaun.

It's funny. Go for me. He's a librarian. And he's a librarian. And lucky Charles, leprechaun should know that they've reopened Rodney Dangerfield in Manhattan if he wants to come back.

No, they didn't. No, they didn't. Yeah. They didn't. Now you're making that up.

I saw they have a free coffee shop in Manhattan. No one's paying for the coffee. So go get your free coffee there in Manhattan. Free coffee shop. Listen.

What? They did. Seriously. There's like a free coffee shop. Yeah.

There's a lot of places. There's people that do their Christmas shopping early too. And they love to join. But the thing with leprechaun, you shouldn't have. They should know that.

Rodney Dangerfield is open and you could go there. You know, I was in an elevator. This is why talk about old guy radio. Rodney Dangerfield was a famous comedian a million years ago. I was an elevator with Rodney Dangerfield in Burbank years ago.

Obviously he's been dead for a while. And I was going to the eighth floor. He was going a little higher up in the building. It was only office towers. And I never said it.

I was so I was such an introvert. I could have said something Rodney Danger. I never did. It's a bad job by me. Right?

I got a chance. Steve to say something to Rodney. Famous comedian Rodney Dangerfield. I never did. Well, the flip side of that is you're a big star too.

And you're not a groupie. I'm the same way. I'm going to tell you, I was at a tennis match one time. This is no BS folks. They were three Rodney Dangerfield lookalikes, like in our section.

And those guys all knew they looked like Rodney Dangerfield. So I said, if you run it to Phil, I'm not a star. I mean, I also noticed them all the time. But I'm not a star star. Well, I don't notice them actually.

I don't know most of these people. People are famous now. I don't know. If you're a TikTok star, I have no idea who you are. I'm a different commodity.

Everybody's just starting out today. But everyone's just starting. Nobody's a star. It's one of those weird things. Everyone's famous on social media, whatever.

Because you've got a bunch of bots following you. But there's like the next wave of super... Who's Mr. Beast? Is that the younger star, I guess?

I don't know. Listen, if you can get a million people to watch you do your rackets, I could have a contest who could be the stupidest. But I was excellent at picking out celebrities. I was at a concert one time. Now you're bragging.

You know you're just bragging. You know you're bragging. You'll say that for us. Because you're bragging. That's why people say you're bragging.

You're a braggart. You're a braggart. Anyway, I got it's only submission. So I tell my friend, listen, do not turn around and don't make any gestures. But about 10 rolls behind us is Don Mading Lee and his wife.

My friend. Oh, Donnie Baseball. My friend's like six to three turns around. Oh, I'm adding Lee Oldman and everything. I said, come on now, man.

And they had to carry his wife out of there. He first. I think she liked the sauce. But anyway, getting back to us, finding pictures and everything. Oh, I don't think we ever talked about starting pictures.

I feel like you're just bouncing around. And earlier to show you were talking about... Oh, yeah, the show. But not with you. You know, I didn't mention it.

I mean, we were talking about the... Are you excited for the Rays and the Brewers? Counting down till Friday. So excited I have plans on Friday. I will probably watch on my phone.

That's how excited I am. Oh, you can watch the highlights. But the thing is that both teams have been in the World Series or four both teams have lost. So we're going to have a first time World Series winner. First time since 1980.

That will be the case. We're guaranteed of having a first time World Series winner. So we have a football team with a Flem problem. Dateline, Dateline, Orchard Park, New York, where the Buffalo Bills, Big Mouth, CJ Gardner Johnson can't keep his Flem to himself. He spent a big juicy luge right at tight end Brock Bowers or the Raiders and Buffalo's win.

And he has been suspended. He was ejected from the game and he's now been suspended for a game pending review. Joe Brady, who's the head coach of the Bills there don't need to learn his name. He won't be there long condemning CJ Gardner Johnson saying that can happen on the football field. Where exactly can that happen?

I think there's only one profession, which I don't know that I want to go down that road at this point where that is allowed and it's not football. Yeah, it's not baseball. Like a baseball player used to spit all the time. I don't think they spit as much as they used to. They back in the day.

That was the thing. You got to give him that hot spit all that night. That might be the only profession where that's encouraged. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

So the incident happened about 14. I think exactly 14 seconds remaining for halftime. He got ejected. One game suspension. He apologized on Instagram.

I'm sure that was organic CJ Gardner Johnson not forced at all, not forced at all. So Puffles on their by week in week seven. So that means that Gardner Johnson will miss the game against the Ravens. I know you're very concerned about that doing a fine job. It is the Ben Mallor show.

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Call it five. Alarina. I'm going to be optimistic. Call it three. Never call it.

Never call it. Cool. Call it number five. Hopping off my paper. 877-99 on Fox is the number.

If you don't play again, first class organization. We'll give some clues along the way. Let's start out with caller number one. That would be Coach Russell, a fan favorite in the Orlando area. Hello, Coach Russell.

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Herman Moore's 57. Holy crap. Is it Herman Moore? No. Thank you, Cowboy.

Hang up on your fan. All right, go away. Let's go to Cowboy John Brad. Let's see time for our first clue below. What is our first clue here?

His dad won a national championship as a linebacker for Central Michigan University. Okay. Let's see here. Let's go to caller number three. This is your caller in a Paul in Minnesota.

You're my caller number three. Come on, Paul. You can do it. Oh, thanks. Let's go to Nick's, Ariani.

Is that Nick's, Ariani? Head coach? You suck. Wow, that's very rude. Oh, thank you.

All right. Thank you. Hang up on yourself. Let's do the property. All right.

Let's go to caller four. Matt is in Boston. I'm sure this will not be a fake name from the 1987 Red Sox. Hello. Hey, welcome up the Red Sox.

You got a local guy. How about Mac Jones? Is it Mac Jones? No, not Mac Jones. All right.

Another quickly, quickly, quick. This first NFL job was with the Houston Texans. All right. Drew in Miami. Call her five.

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