House of Machismo Podcast 4-1-2025

Welcome back to another wild and slightly disturbing episode of House of Machismo! This week, Just Albert proudly declares that he's gained some weight—particularly in the posterior region—and while most friends might offer words of encouragement, Marty takes a… let's call it carnivorous approach. Marty breaks down his post-mortem business plan: If Albert were to pass, would he be better suited as a high-quality cut of meat, or should he be sold off in bulk at $2.99 a pound? And in the event of a full-blown apocalypse, Marty assures Albert that he'll be waiting… with a knife and fork, ready to make the most of the situation. As if that wasn't enough, the guys take a detour into history, uncovering some of the weirdest but true facts about living in 18th-century America. Did people really bathe once a year? Did they actually use corn cobs as toilet paper? It's an episode filled with laughter, questionable morals, and just enough historical insight to make you say, "Wait… what?!" Tune in now to House of Machismo!