House Rules + 20 = Witness

Two hairdressers, one Wednesday, eight different worlds before lunch. This week Dave and Anthony get into what this job actually costs you — the part nobody warns you about. Clients crying mid-blowout, the confession-booth energy of the chair, the wild secrets people drop without thinking (including the client who showed up with a menu of sexual positions to discuss). The 20-year run of parents asking Anthony how to help their kid come out. The burnout you get from being dead, and the burnout you get from being sold out. And the weird emotional teleporting that happens when you live inside eight different people's worlds in a single shift. Then it gets weird in the best way — VR dreams, Anthony trying to medically acquire diabetes for the weight-loss shot, a full detour into looksmaxxing, alpha-male incel culture, jawline fillers at 16, and why men are just now catching up to what women have been doing since Cleopatra. Plus: the LASIK documentary that ruined the surgery for everyone, why pets don't belong in salons (sorry), and the moment you realize this job was never really about hair. If you've ever come home from work feeling like you just got back from Thanksgiving and don't know why — this one's for you. Companites, we love you. Pride episode coming midweek.