How a Mexican Drug Lord Owes Me a Favor

So there I was, in a cemetery, standing next to a Mexican drug lord at his grandson’s funeral when the catholic priest said “Vamos a orar” - let us pray and that Narco reached down and grabbed my right hand, my gun hand in a vice grip. That’s when I thought: I’m going to die today for being felony stupid. Welcome to Alleged Fed, where stories of a retired Fed are all 100% allegedly true. This is the first episode where Batman and Robin almost won a Darwin Award but end up with a favor from a Mexican drug lord. #truecrime #darkhumor #fedstories #allegedlytrue