How Do the Democratic Candidates Stack Up in the Eyes of the Ancient Texan

Andrew Wang was the big surprise ... wow is he up to date with the times, both evidence, opinions, and facts.  Tom Sayer, the Green candidate, needs to get up to date on the nuclear reactors ... very necessary if we are going to be serious about climate change.  Biden, sorry, I don't like your son getting rich on your fame.  Bernie is just lovable Bernie.  Warren, you are not answering questions ... your hedging.  Klobuchar voted present on impeachment, perhaps she is running for Republican VP.  Pete is good, but he got in some petty fights with Elizabeth.