How Do You Tell Your 5-Year-Old the Browns Just Traded Myles Garrett?

A listener reaches out to the show because he cannot bring himself to tell his five-year-old son that number 95 is gone, and Ken and Lima turn it into one of the most genuinely wholesome and funny segments of the week. Ken shares the story of breaking the news to his own son Axel the night before the trade, watching him drop his fork at the dinner table and grab his forehead in disbelief, and Lima offers the completely unhinged suggestion of adopting a puppy and naming it Myles Garrett. The advice is simple but real, do not wait until training camp, because nothing is worse than a crying kid finding out his favorite player is gone when he shows up expecting to see him.