How NOT to Fix a Toilet

Episode 36 has everything—from 100-degree Alabama heat to accidentally becoming the most infamous customer a local restaurant has ever seen.Michael returns from singing at a Missouri wedding where everything was performed completely a cappella, shares hilarious stories involving his mom introducing her 33-year-old son as someone who "wants to be a sports broadcaster when he grows up," and compares Midwestern potlucks to Southern ones.Then comes the story everyone will remember.Trying to be helpful after finding a broken toilet somehow turns into accidentally shattering the porcelain tank lid inside a restaurant bathroom. Between the owner, the awkward silence, and earning the nickname "Toilet Smasher," it quickly becomes one of the funniest stories ever told on the podcast.The cousins also dive into generational differences, theories about leaded gasoline and empathy, the changing nature of violent crime, World Cup fever sweeping America, why international visitors are falling in love with Buc-ee's, and why America may be even better than many people realize.It's another classic CuzWords episode full of stories that somehow go from heartfelt... to completely unhinged in a matter of minutes.