How to be a "manly man" in 2025...and apparently, we're eating mermaids now.

from ROCK MORNINGS · host Brian Simpson

Happy Hump Day! Weather improving today & tomorrow…then into the mid-to-upper 70's on Friday. Can't wait! In the news this mornings, Southwest Airlines is ditching it's free checked luggage, a lunar eclipse is coming later this week, a new travel trend has people arriving to airport gates very close to takeoff, a Wisconsin jail officer has been accused of paying underage boys for explicit videos, and Bucks owner Junior Bridgeman has passed away. In sports, the Bucks lost to the Pacers last night, the Big Ten Tourney starts today, Tiger Woods had surgery to repair a ruptured achilles, and we also talked about yesterday's NFL roster moves & signings in free agency. Elsewhere in sports, a rare Kobe jersey & a Jordan jersey are set to be auctioned off, the Sacramento Kings have the hottest new halftime entertainment, and the Seattle Mariners play-by-play announcer got beaned by a foul ball while calling a game this week. We let you know what's on TV tonight and we also talked about how to be a "manly man" in 2025. It apparently requires you to trim or shave off your eyelashes. Inspiring story about an overweight dad who wanted to lose lbs before his son's graduation photos, and an extremely overdue library book was just returned. Did you hear the latest trash coming from the morons on TikTok? According to some of these mouth-breathers, rich people are eating mermaids. Yeah. We also discussed the recent baton basher at a high school track meet. Wild story. Plus, Major League Baseball's newest hats are already getting pulled off shelves, and I'm guessing someone is going to be losing their job because of it. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a stolen ambulance, a guy who got kicked out of the place he was staying and then got arrested for cocaine possession, the former Tennessee cop who banged all her co-workers has a new job, and an embalmer in Texas has been arrested for mutilating a corpse. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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