How to Become a Medieval Flute Wizard for Three Weeks

Listener Harry wants to lightly troll his in-laws by adopting a medieval musician persona. We break down the three pillars: the instrument (flute, not recorder), the aesthetic (striped tunic and linen coif), and the behavior (scheduled practice, cryptic notebook, ready-made responses). Learn why the flute's lower register haunts a room, how Dorian mode melodies create uncanny unease, and what to say when someone asks if you're okay. Plus: the perfect repertoire including La Rotta, Sumer is Icumen In, and Lamento di Tristano. Episode #007029 — open it directly at myweirdprompts.com/007029