How To Become A Samurai 🐱‍👤

How To Become A Samurai by Sir Herbert Sneakies © 2021 Marylin Hebert Stanley McKnight dreams of becoming a Samurai like his grandfather Sylvester McKnight who lives in an old folks retirement home. Slyster is an old retired Samurai living at Elegantly Retired Samurai senior citizen home under the care of Nurse Crabtree. Stanley has failed at every Samurai class lesson. So one day after Stanly runs out of money for Samurai lessons, Grand Master Half Moon Penny strikes a deal with Stanley. Half Moon Penny with give samurai lessons to Stanley in exchange for his free work "internship" which includes: washing smelly laundry, cleaning dirty dishes, mowing the grass, ironing socks, scrubbing the toilet, polishing a feisty red sword named "Bella RavenScar" and snarky golden shield names "Serpityus" & finally walking a ferocious French BullDog named Barnacle. Stanly does his free work every day but Grandmaster Half Moon Penny never seems to give him his free lessons. Listen and find out the wonderful way Stanely learns how to become a Samurai after fending off a frightful dragon with bad breath! Thank you for listening & supporting the podcast! #1 around the world! :) https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/anonymouscontent (Marylin Hebert/Royal Girl) Paypal (friends & family) [email protected] https://www.buymeacoffee.com/sneakies https://www.patreon.com/sneakies You can Support us by giving us 5 stars or buying a book :) Subscribe to our YouTube channel:Skip