How To Build A Cult

Episode 12 of the The I Digress Podcast podcast, hosted by The I Digress Podcast, titled "How To Build A Cult" was published on December 4, 2025 and runs 35 minutes.

December 4, 2025 ·35m · The I Digress Podcast

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Summary

Get a practical lesson on how to build a cult. There are robes, flippers, nipple-based revelations… and somehow, The 8th Seal of the Book of Revelations – called Celeste.In this unholy guide to spiritual success, we break down the rules for building your own damp, deeply questionable cult. Expect fake prophecies, weird rituals, and punishments involving jellyfish. Obviously.🎧 Join the Church of Digression. Link in bio. Find “The I Digress Podcast” on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Podcasts and iHeartRadio.#ComedyPodcast #HowToBuildACult #CultSatire #FakeProphets #AbsurdReligion #WeirdRituals #MoistMessiah #SpiritualNonsense #SealGod #DampTruth #WorshipParody #IDigress #TheIDigressPodcast

Episode Description

Get a practical lesson on how to build a cult. There are robes, flippers, nipple-based revelations… and somehow, The 8th Seal of the Book of Revelations – called Celeste.

In this unholy guide to spiritual success, we break down the rules for building your own damp, deeply questionable cult. Expect fake prophecies, weird rituals, and punishments involving jellyfish. Obviously.

🎧 Join the Church of Digression. Link in bio. Find “The I Digress Podcast” on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Podcasts and iHeartRadio.

#ComedyPodcast #HowToBuildACult #CultSatire #FakeProphets #AbsurdReligion #WeirdRituals #MoistMessiah #SpiritualNonsense #SealGod #DampTruth #WorshipParody #IDigress #TheIDigressPodcast

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