How to Complete the Quran Without Reading It

We're rapidly approaching the halfway point of Ramadan, which means if your Ramadan or Quran goals were unrealistic, it's starting to show up right now. I'm as guilty of this as anyone.  My original Ramadan goal was to read all of Muhammad Asad's "Message of the Quran" commentary, which it turns out takes over two hours per juz (chapter). That's a lot of time to be reading the Quran in English, and that's before even reading it in Arabic. So, I adjusted to my favourite Ramadan Quran strategy.