How to Gravel-code Tulsa Tough

"Is American crit racing WASHED?" -some one way too into gravelThe Holy Spirit touches grass after getting TOO activated at UNBOUND. She documents going on a ride without her Wahoo. Then she starts reading about Gravel Earth's Festivus Gravel, attended by Lifetime Grand Prix hitter Simon Pellaud.The PD SQD (pod squad privateer team) accidentally starts talking about crit racing in America because Tulsa Tough happened. They are incredibly uninformed, but talk about Le6ion, The Golden State Blazers fka the Miami Blazers. Does it need a dirt crit or a Midsouth gravel crossover event? Holy Spirit says that we can unite American cycling if Justin Williams and Corey Williams did the Unbound 50 distance.Eventually, Holy goes over the MAAP privateer collection and proceeds to describe every single jersey in detail for our visually impaired listeners. Will Pas Racing x Pas Normal Studios ever sell Pas Racing clothing to the general public?The team begins to research grassroots races in America and becomes fixated on the Dozinky Doozy in Nebraska.As always, JUSTICE FOR THE RAD in Trinidad Colorado.RIFFS INCLUDE:-Simon Pellaud's post-unbound schedule-Politics of t-shirt rides-Post-Unbound race calendar having to be FUN-CODED due to activation exhaustion-Festivus Gravel in Canada -- why is there a Christmas event in June?-Gravelooza in Quebec: Canada is poppin off with grassroots events and even BWR British Columbia-How to RESET after an intensive Unbound Block and race-Garmin and WAHOO need a mental health UNPLUGGED setting for gravel dads-Crit racers are mentally ill hot take-Life before the gravel boom-- crit bros were once on top.-The Miami Blazers moved to GOLDEN STATE?-The most uninformed discussion on the failed American crit league of all time-Holy Spirit to become gravel national champion of Vatican City to wear papal-coded kit-Tulsa Tough x Bobby Wintel dirt crit at Tulsa Tough-Planning to chase an FKT as a normie-Corey Williams and Justin Williams to the Unbound 50-Mass start at the Unbound Dirt crit: gravel normies vs. crit bros-Tulsa Tough and gravel both happen in Flyover Country: FLYOVER THIS!-Establishing The Unaffiliated Calendar-The guy in the Le6ion jersey in your city is a maniac-Stop sign etiquette: You can never win-MAAP privateer jersey lineup-Chad Haga traded from Pas Racing to MAAP privateer-Pas Normal Studios won't manufacture bib sets for Large and XL riders-Freddy Ovett: His name is around-Peyson McElveen is injured in his MAAP privateer kit photo shoot-Paige Onweiller and mid-level provider awareness-Was Finsty wearing SHOCKS headphones during Unbound 200? (Russell Finsterwald)-Should privateers wear headphones during races?-HSOG shares her Unbound playlist-Does the PAS team talk about team tactics in English?-Do we need a Triple Crown or Quad of Gravel?-Why do women privateers have real jobs but the men are "just" cyclists?-Gravel Studies Major at Grand Canyon University Online-Aero Studies, Course Construction, Activation Maximization modules on UDEMY/Coursera-Sea Otter Europe Girona is a real thing-Dozinky Doozy in Prague, Nebraska-Gravel Worlds moved from Nebraska to Minnesota-No coverage of the Chase Wark Documentary-Doss Gravel will be hitter coded-Grass routes descriptions sound better than Unbound-Starting our own grass roots race and making it purposely shitty. Self-timing without infrastructure-Our first guest will be some one who rode in the Dozinky Doozy-Project Echelon apologists and fake gravel teams-The Dylan Johnson youtube views vacuum at UNBOUND-Discussing the Red Hook to gravel privateer pipeline-Getting Dylan Johnson's doctor on the pod (and first responders and truck drivers)-We need a BWR Specialist in the privateer field-Lifetime dropped The RAD in Trinidad, Colorado-Should more people want to be in the Cat 5 master's livestream?