Welcome to the show. I've been on the road and the road again. I'm still alive. How is that possible?
How is he alive? That's weird. Anyway, should have been on vibrate. It wasn't vibrate.
How dare the New York? Is anyone I don't have the only people that called me are people that go great news. You've been approved. Am I a lot for it?
And they're like, they're not really listening to me. I'm like, wait, is this a robot? Which makes me feel like maybe one day when the robots take over and plug a scene. Because it's up to you, it's your choice, the Matrix.
The Matrix does not decide whether you become Ben Affleck or Kim Kardashian. It's you. It's like, what did you get plugged into? You can make it yours.
You can make anything you want happen in this world because this world is not real. We're already in the Matrix. Are we though? I don't know.
No one really knows until you take the Red Pill. I'm not good friends with what's that guy's name? Kinda Reeves. No, it is.
No, dude. I'm in the Matrix right now. The guy at magnesium. No.
Magnesium. It'd be better. Megatron or whatever. He's Morpheus.
There you go. I don't know Morpheus. He's not reaching out to me via email. So I can't really get the Red Pill.
Do I want the Red Pill? If I'm the one, do I want to be the one? Because when you think about it, it's a lot of work. A lot of it's pretty content just sitting around doing nothing.
Some of you can be like, don't put me in that box. I will. Because it's not easy. It's not easy to be the one.
And it's like, be careful what you wish you may regret it. Care for what you wish you just might get it. That's Metallica. Hey, speaking of the one camera in the corner, camera one.
That's gonna be your camera today. Win it all crashes down. Point your finger, but there's no one around. Would you crown came nothing?
That's what that's on is. Yeah, but I feel like a lot of people would be happier with mediocre so that you don't, you know, because I like donuts on the couch. I also like, you know, like jumping 60 feet in the air on escapable while spinning around in the air. Both of them are enjoyable, but one of them took so much work to get there.
And as a person that has done both, I can honestly say that the actual, at the actual moment where you're on the couch and you go, mmm, donut. That's pretty good versus Shh, through the air, land. And then you're gonna do a big backseat on the other side, which is even scarier. But when you make all that, that fit, it does feel better.
It does. But I think the best part about doing a 60 foot 360 into like a, you know, 16, 17 foot back to there is the donut on the couch after you've done it. Because that's a guy that has done a donut on the couch after doing nothing, doing a donut on the couch after doing something really difficult. You, excuse me, you can't imagine that a donut could be that good, you know, it's kind of like, you know, always being attracted to hoes, always finding attraction, sexual attraction in hoes, and wanting to hoe off all the time and thinking that the hoe off is really the, the, the be all in all.
And then one day you get yourself all fixed up, you know, you strip yourself down from everything that you've ever thought you were into. And you start to like really adjust and pay attention to what it is that you enjoy in your life, what makes you tick, what makes you happy, what makes you sleep good at night. And then you fall in love with a well adjusted person that is not a hoe. And you're like, wait, is this what it's supposed to be like?
And that is a different feeling. I'm not saying one is better than the other, really. I'm just saying that it's kind of like, uh, I'm just analogies after analogies, but it's kind of like, you know, you eat a cake when you're older, you feel sick right after it, you know, feet, something healthy, you feel good. But if you eat unhealthy all the time, then you make adjustments.
It's kind of like when you drink alcohol, like people that drink a lot of alcohol, they just keep drinking and they don't really feel that bad, you know, but if you haven't drank for a long time and you drink, it'll, it'll mess you up, you know, it's like people that get sober from hard drugs and they go back to hard drugs and they die because their body's like, whoa, dude, we don't do that much heroin. You know, and then next thing, you know, they're gone. So I don't really know what I'm talking about, but I will talk about being on the road and it's weird, you know, it really is a weird comedy is it's not for the week. I'll tell you that, you know, I guess a guy that's had professional fights and you know, I've been beaten up and I've broken bones, come out of fat bones, come out of me, out of your skin mate.
Pretty horrific. I've had head tattoos from like heavy handed old school guys where I was like, that really hurts. I've had heartbreak, loss, family, you know, not saying I've been through the most, but I'm just saying I've had a pretty good taste of like what pain is, you know, and I know like, I had a real job, I had a real job, I mean, as what you would call a real job, I've had a real job, not easy, but not knee is probably the hardest part of a real job. You know, when I say real job, I mean, you know, carpenters and plumbers and electricians and, you know, office jobs and behind the counter, supermarket people, you know, those jobs, I've had some of those jobs, man, check out check is not cool.
Shout out to the check out chicks, shout out to the check out dudes, because it's like the reverse, like, you get, you know, you're like, you should it's like a ladies job, you know, it's not a ladies job, it's just, you get that weird feeling. I would imagine it's kind of like when you're a male in liner, you know, ice-kidding, you guys are great. I like it when you grab your boots, you pretend that it's not sexy feet, that's pretty cool. But being on the road, you know, you travel a lot, you know, I got sick when I was on the road, that happens to me a lot.
Probably, you know, being old, also my birthday skating, fighting, all that stuff, I was just tired for two days after it, and then I got on a plane, so I was pretty burnt out, and then got on a plane, you know, and I think also getting up really stayed up late, so you don't get that much sleep, time change. Obviously, planes, people are full of, you know, disease, disease riddled to humans. But yeah, being there and driving, I was driving the first night, two and a half hours, I believe it was to the venue, and the venue is, because you get, when you don't know, it doesn't matter. But when you start to know, you can be picky with things, you know, so like, when I get there, they're like, we don't have a green room, you're just in a corridor, and I'm like, okay, and I have a manager, and my manager used to say, you know, Jason needs a rider, and I just have this thing where I don't really feel like I've earned a rider, you know, like, I think that I'm fairly new to comedy, and I don't like, you know, Jason, your kombucha is here, I'm like, did really?
Like, no, don't say that to me, like, or your fruit plate, I'm like, fruit plate? Like, you're basically, that's what I am, a fruit plate, it's just douchey, so I don't want anything. And it's like, you know what I mean? I guess water and coffee, but I was sort of like, I'm in the impression, like, if you don't have any water and coffee, I don't get it, but long drives in rental cars, and also the east coast of Canada, you guys, dude, you guys don't have freeways, like, your traffic is bad, you know, and we got way more people, do you talk smack on LA?
Dude, not, we move, dude, like, yes, it's crazy traffic, like, when people post, oh, I can't stand it, you're in traffic, go to Toronto, traffic is ridiculous, all day, it's even rush hours, just shit, all the time, and brah, if you're in the fast lane, go and slow, move over, but nah, they don't do it. Shout out to Germany, not because they're racist, but because when they're in the fast lane, and you come up and they're going slow, they move out of the way, same in Australia, shout out to Australia, but even though Australia now has been, you know, in far something's been put to fight, because you get tickets for going fast, and it's like, if you're going fast and you get there quick, and if you get there quicker on time, and then nothing's late, and everything keeps moving efficiently, but nah, you want to slow us down, why you trying to slow us down, use the bitch ass ass bitch, spill my tail on the guy from the shameless show, he was like, I love shameless, I was like, great air for me, I used to ride my motorcycle to work every day, he's like, you ride a motorcycle, oh really, like what kind of idiot are you, like, you know how dangerous that is, I'm like, you're like 70 dude, you smoke blunts all day, and drink alcohol, you're a fucking bitch, you know what I mean, you're not that strong, you're not that cool, you're not that smart, you're a gross old man that likes touching younger women, not underage, but still, you're gross, you want to come on things all the time, because you're only little insecurities, you're probably a little dick bitch ass, but actually, if I know that, you don't know, shut up, you're not that cool, you never put it on the line, and don't be disrespected people for putting it on the line, right, motor on the streets, yeah, you could die, you could die if any machines kill more people than sharks, I don't know many times I'm going to say that, but it's true, you drink all day, you're numb to your own bullshit, maybe you're sober that for a couple months, you realize, maybe you should shut the fuck up, you douche, you think you're so shit hot, nobody's that shit hot, you know, actually I read, line up, everybody reads, except me, beat your ass with a book, pussy ass bitch, fuck Bill Maher, and I'm not, you know, I'm joking, it's probably a good guy, you're right there dude, me but that's kind of close to my genitals, just chill, but anyway, you know, I'm in this corridor, and they give me a coffee, and they give me a glass of water, and that was the other thing, Brandon was like, you need liquid death, and I'm like, don't have liquid death in Canada, and I'm like, don't demand fancy stuff, and then she said to me, I remember this, she said, Shane Gillis doesn't ask for a ride, but he's manager always gets him on, I'm like, you, you just said Shane Gillis, I'll tell you what, when I'm the number one selling comedian in the country, then you can get me liquid death, I'm like, that, that body, that, you know, everybody knows me, and that's fun, it's better than fun, I've never been more, I think the more I work on my sobriety, the more I'm like, I don't care if you care, you know, I don't care if you listen to the show, I don't care if you hate me, I don't care if you love me, I really don't care, you know, and it's like, oh man, I love you, and you're gonna say you don't care, I'm not saying it a main way, I'm just being rational, you know, like it's not that important for people I don't know to love me, it's like a sign of insecurity that I need people that I don't know to say they love me, it's like an illness, you know, and I think a lot of famous people suffer from this illness where they need, you know, a pat on the back for doing stuff, that's why they do stuff, you know, I love comedy, man, I love writing jokes, I love writing jokes, but I love making a joke that I didn't know I was gonna make that was funny, that is something that means more to me, there's like a satisfaction that I get, and thanks to my sobriety, when that happens, I can analyze that that happened while continuing to do comedy, so there's like a lot going on in here, and I'm aware of all of it while it's happening, and that would not be possible if it wasn't for my sobriety, but so the next show, the next night, also the first night there's no stage, there's a big light in the middle, the roof is high, and these are all things that I would not know, but now I know because I do stand up comedy a lot, and sorry, I'm sick, I'm just pushing, I just keep pushing, I did every show, every set, I did in Canada, I was sick, just kept going, I'm on planes, I'm doing the same thing, whoever gave it to me, I'm giving it to everybody else, yeah, the the the room is is not great, people do, you know the radio show man, a lot of people, you know I think that we might get some new subscribers to the patreon, patreon.com slash elosme, a lot of Canadians under the impression that I used to have a show still, not a way that I have a show, a lot of people if it's not in the car then that's the end of that, which let's face it, no hate on Sirius XM, but that is a it's an older device, you know when it comes to listening to your talk entertainment is what I would call it these days, we now use the internet instead of the satellite and before that the radio and after this there will be you know probably just be in your mind, you know there'll be no device, it'll just be like a thing in your mind where it's just like I want to listen to you know dick wad and crab cakes and it's like because that's probably one of the bigger shows in the future and then you know if you go listening to it you probably can see it in one eye while you're looking at the other, something like that, I think and that's when the robots really take up because they're inside your mind, then when you think about it we're already pretty close to being robots because you know somehow you've been tricked into thinking that sketches are a shoe that you would purchase, you know somehow you think that McDonald's is like good because millions of you buy burgers from there and it makes you slower and more beatable and more gullible and easy to take over and the more they get that stuff into you the more you're like you know what maybe Katy Perry is one of the greatest musicians alive and maybe I will spend hundreds of dollars on a ticket to go see her, I recently listened to the most famous musician musician in the world, that lady that folks football players or whatever and I listened to like I was trying to pick a song to play for in my skateboard video because I thought it'd be funny so I listened to maybe 30 different songs at the start of them, I don't understand why you like her, are you one, are you maybe it's already over, you know, maybe we are already robots because her dream is for you all to love her and you do and I just don't see it, I also see a video going around and it's a bit of a viral thing where they go this is what music was like in the 90s and now this is what music is like see a pussified man have become and it's usually like a Metallica video or a Pantera video and then they show um MGK and I'm like MGK is a pop star, you realize in the 90s there was pop music right, like it's it's bullshit that you're doing that like no insult to anybody but like you're saying this is what this is what music was like in the 90s, well dude you don't listen to metal anymore but there's tons of metal that are that is just as manly as Metallica and Pantera right now, right now I mean for one there's Metallica you dickhead, they're still here selling out millions of people selling out stadiums medium and making an alley, oh the males are going because of machine gun cut shut the fuck up, wham wham wham was out, wham machine gun Kelly probably got more manly now such a douche, such a douche trick douche trying to convince everybody and also everybody that's on podcasting saying you're not a male, I wouldn't want women in the front line, most of you, I'm sure there's a couple, I know there's like you know the drinker bros and shit where there's a guy who's like he's in the military but most of you little whining bitches that are like oh women you're lit, you're lit all and breakable, you're not tough, they're the loudest ones, you know, so stupid like our women are strong as men like not usually no, that's why there's two that's why they don't play tennis against each other or basketball, what are we even arguing about, stop arguing about that, stupid but trying to say that every woman doesn't deserve to be in the military, it's ridiculous, cyborg, you know, one of her auys, he can't box but she'd still beat the crap out of most of you dudes, she'd beat the crap out of every podcaster that talks about being an alpha male, except for the guys that are in the military, shout out to the military, oh yeah I drove three and a half hours to London, Barry, not a lot of happening in Barry but shout out to Barry, London, whoa that's not a lot going on there and then Hamilton, Hamilton is, I don't know, you don't even get to see it when you're a comedian, you just go around doing comedy and then you're like hiding your room and you go eat something, a boiling bowl of oxtail and it was fun, it made me sweat profusely, oh I'm dying, a homeless man came, I'm not a homeless man a junkie, weird, I don't want to find them, I don't like it when junkies think they're going to throw down with me, no it's an insult, it's like if some race is going, I'm like no, I'm not a racist guy, stop it, and then a junkie I'm like bro, no, maybe it's because it scratches a nerve, because I am a junkie that is retired, kind of like a bit of a homo that is retired, because as you know, he's not coming back from that, but yeah I'm a little bit aggressive but also I think that you need to get the message across, I'm like no I am not interested, he's like you didn't know what I'm going to say yet, I was like I do, you want money, go away from me, I'm not interested, he's like what's up bro seriously, I was like bro you're fucking junkie, get the fuck away from me, and then he was like really, and then I'm telling you man, if you step I will put you down, that's it, I'm going to take a no smack, no back talk, I want to take it, and you'll know it, and you won't do it because we're all full of shit, nobody's willing to back it up, no one's willing to put it in the work, that's why, I can't even remember our name and I'm so pumped on it but the greatest pop star in the world, the lady that has sex with the football player, like she's, she's, she must be so driven, and there's had failures in her life and just keeps pushing and has turned it into this thing where she is so entertaining that you film her at a football game instead of the football game, so congratulations to her, but also, hellacious insecurities, why do you need to be that famous, you know, because fame is stupid, you know, I can tell you as a person that has had like millions of dollars a year for being cool, people named their children, somebody said to me in cant they name their child, recently a recent child has been named, oh you type it Taylor Swift, that's her name, good for her, but it's an insecurity to want people you don't know to love you, you know, is it fun to like, would I like to be involved in successful comedy, like, boat cryshow where they're on private jets and they stay in fancy hotel rooms and they go to like, they do cool things before they do the comedy show, yeah, yeah, that sounds cool, you know, do I want to be alone, you know, let's say we're alone a lot when we're by ourselves, are you alone, you know why you think you're alone because you're not with God, but where he, God is there for you, he's not shouldn't say hey, it is there for you, love is there believe, if you believe then you're never alone, you know, you can always talk, there's always an answer, you just gotta hear it, you gotta open your ears, you know, every I pray all the time, I get in my three point stance and then I say, you know, God, first of all, I say God, I pray to God for forgiveness, I pray to God for success, pray to God to help people make the world a better place, pray to God, and then it'll be like, just keep going man, just keep pushing, it's all going to work out and if you think about it, it already has, you know, you got today, you got people around and you know you can count on, you love someone, they love you, things are great and they're right, you know, and it's the same for all of us because I can tell you, you know, being cool, being rich, being fancy, having fancy pants, being hot, I mean, I guess I kind of don't know what that's like, a little bit, I was attractive when I was younger, not crazy, but I wasn't ugly, you know, so I kind of know what it's like, I know what it's like for like somebody that I don't know that is like attracted to me for no particular reason, so I know I do have a slight, I know what it's like, so I have had these things, you know, it's different when you read it and experience it, I've experienced a lot of stuff and I can tell you the most fulfilling most important thing that is in life is like the love of family and friends and that is up and that is available for most of us, you know, that's the thing where I feel bad for these people out there that really have, they have nobody there for them and sometimes did they build that is a kind of their fault, maybe, yeah, but also are there people that are born into this world that have terrible family members that don't care for them and put them in a situation where there is no friends, there is nobody, a guardian or anybody that they can trust is that a thing that happens to people, absolutely, and do they have somebody that can pass down the knowledge that you're never alone if you believe in God, you know, because I hear it a lot in sobriety where it's like, you know, I'm there, I've told the story, you know, where when I was going through my darkest period, you know, divorce and bankruptcy and all this stuff and I go home and I'm like, I'm all alone, you know, I'm all alone in this and the whole time, you know, now looking back, I realize that I was not alone, you know, I have God, you know, and God is in everything. It's just the way the world is designed that shuts you off from hearing God tell you what you should do because it's there, the voices there, you know, the answers are there, you've just got to look into it, it's not even, to me it's not a belief, I don't believe in God, I know God, you know, because belief is like, you know, I wishful thinking, you know, I hope there is, I don't hope there is, I know there is, you know, just like I know I'm going to make this trick, I know I'm going to win this fight, I know I'm going to do well in comedy, you know, and when I say, you know, do well in comedy because this is still a new thing and it's still it's a thing that gets in my head, you know, I'm not selling enough tickets, I don't care, it's a weird adjustment, you know, selling out of venue, the weirdest adjustment is it's okay, it's easy for me to be okay with not selling out, it's way harder for me to be okay with selling out, like if everybody buys a ticket and I sell out the venue and I don't really care, that scares me because I'm like, that's the whole point and I'm like, ah, got ya, no it's not, it is not the whole point, the whole point of you doing stand up comedy is to be good at stand up comedy and love the ride, love the journey, love being on the plane, love feeling like I'm getting sick, love that I get in the shower and I get in the three points dancing, I'm like, feel like shit, suck a butt, do get up, rip it up, be positive, go for it, you're gonna make it and I did, I did good, a guy came up to me at the last show in Hamilton and he goes, man, I'm a huge fan of always listening to the show, I got you a present and I was like, oh, thank you and then he gave me a bag of weight and I go, hey man, I appreciate it, I'm sober and he goes, yeah, I know, these are gummies and I looked at him in the eye like, eh, and he's like, it's gummies and I was like, yeah, THC gummies and he's like, yeah and I'm like, yeah, that's not sober, I'm like, actually sober and he was, I could tell, he was confused and he was like, oh, okay, which brings me back to California sober, I've said it once, I'll say it again, stop saying that, you're just not sober, also bragging about being sober, what about all the other people that can just handle it, you know, it's not, I don't want to pat on the bat for being sober, the only reason I talk about sobriety is because if there's people that are struggling with it and they want to get sober, DM me on Instagram and I will tell you the way to do it, obviously I do this constantly and people most of the time don't want to hear it because you don't want to hear the hard facts on it, you know, you go to meetings, oh, no, hey, religion bloop, blah, nay, I say, well, you know, all you guys try to date people all the time, you go out with weird freaky witches and stuff, oh, then you wonder why things never work out because you always need someone to love and you'll take whatever you can get or you try to shoot above your grade so you can walk around with someone where he goes, wow, look what you did, like you're dating somebody for other people on the planet that don't care about you, they care about themselves, you know this because you're you, we all care about ourselves, we all care about other people, we're always thinking about this, we're thinking about us, even me trying to help people, I try to help people because if I help somebody, it makes me feel good, something about me, thought about drinking at the airport, not really, but I was telling my girlfriend because she's sober and it's pretty funny, like I was just in the airport, I was looking to exchange money and there's a duty free and it was like, you know, bottles of alcohol and I was like, man, I feel sick, if I drank a bottle of whiskey right now, I'd feel better, I was like, wow dude, holy shit, that's there's a monster in you, there is a monster in me just ready to go, dude, I laughed, you know, I laughed at myself, I was like, because nobody's around, no one's gonna know, you know, it's this weird thing that, yeah, I'm sure we all have it in, you know, there's levels, you know, it's like, I could smoke crack right now, I could have a drink right now, I could eat a burger right now, I could stay on TikTok longer right now, you know, I could, you know, get somebody else to watch the kids for another hour, like, there's little things, you know, like, there's levels of it, but we all do it, we all take pieces of things where it's like, I should be doing this, but instead I'm going to do this because it's gonna give me a couple of seconds of satisfaction that I may or may not regret in the near future and it's just like, these are the things that you don't realize, you don't catch unless you sit with your pain, you know, if you don't use things to run and you sit with your pain, you start to understand how you tick and then you also start to understand that it's pretty similar, everybody kind of ticks the same way, you know, that's why it's like tough guys, tough guys, you know why you're tough, because you had to fight because it was tough when you were a kid, it was sad, you're sad, I feel sorry for you, you know, I feel sorry for me, like, I look like a tough guy, why, because I'm scared, I built this to protect the scared little child that's inside, it's sad, it's not tough, you know, tough is sadness, but if you're similar at all, you know, that's why I think I might be one of the greatest people alive today and I know what that sounded like right now, you know, like, holy cow dude, easy, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, let me explain, I think because I've suffered from so many things and done all the wrong things to deal with it, now that I've had to sit with it and understand how bad of a person I've been to the people that I care about and how I have wasted multiple opportunities, taken things for granted, burned bridges, you know, really made serious, seriously terrible decisions, but I'll pay for forever, you know, now that I am on the other side of that and it's still new man, like I'm still new, you know, it's two years in a month from now, I'll be two years of completely sober and out of all of my addictions, you know, and I already after two years feel like I don't know old Jason, I don't understand how that, how I made it, you know, I really don't, yeah, I don't think I'll ever really understand, but I can tell you, you know, life is short, making an effort to help other people, but to be in a situation, you know, let's get all the pain and suffering that I've gone through to get on the other side, it's you can trust me when it comes to how do you get out of this, because I got out of it, and I'm not saying I'm the worst, but I'm up there, not a lot of people that need help or have been in a deeper hole than I have, and I got out of it, it is not easy, but it can be done, and when you go to meetings, that's, you know, that's why we talk, that's why we're a community, because we listen to each other and we hear stories where you're like, oh my God, that is, how is this guy even speaking, how is he making words come out of his mouth that are coherent to the rest of us, we're talking about guys that are, you know, out on the street with like one shoe on talking to themselves, and now they're like, they're contributed to society, you know, have children and jobs, apparently I helped Adam in the chat, well, that's really what it's about for me now, you know, can I help Adam, can I help my kids, can I, if there's somebody that needs help with the skate park, you know, all the things I do, man, teaching people skate, teaching people to fight, you get an understanding of all of us, you know, like we all tell a story that is not really true, you know, and it doesn't make you a bad person, that's the other thing, we get caught making stuff up or exaggerating or, you know, or not telling exactly the truth, and then, you know, because of social media, it's like, oh, gotcha, you're a lie, you're a piece of shit, you're this, you're that, it's like, we're all the same, we're all stretched things lie, cheat, steal, we all do, you know, nobody's perfect, nobody, that's the great thing about us, there's nobody's perfect, but every now and then we do something perfectly, and that's so special, and you don't know that unless you've been through it and made it to the other side, you can't appreciate it, you know, you can't appreciate a sunset until the day you think that this is the last sunset you're ever going to see, you know, and it's like to think you're going to die is a terrible situation, but it's also beautiful, because it opens your mind to how magnificent the world is, how magnificent life is, and how if you do have a life that you shouldn't fight it away on TikTok, you know, you shouldn't fight it away at McDonald's, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to attack like any companies, I'm just, you know, you eat clean, you get good sleep, you work out, get your adrenaline up, go for a run, don't run to the point where you're David Goggins and you have no legs, but you know, a little bit of a jog every now and then, maybe learn how to skate, maybe learn how to surf, maybe go to a sanctuary and meet a wolf and look at it in the eye and see the wild skill passion of the beast, lock in, you know, pray to your God, pray to your God so much that you hear it, talk back, you know, love your partner, say nice things to them for no reason at any random part of the day and see them light up and realize how much they love you, and thank the gods that this is a day that you feel that. All right, put some, Vix on my nose because my nose is blocking up and this podcast doesn't come out for the, uh, a company's all right, Zach.
It'll be out there after, so Wednesday, so they have to come and sort. All right, well, if anybody, like again, I don't care, I would way rather all my friends came to this one, but if they don't, you know, people got things to do, people, you know, life is, makes you busy, but I want to say thanks to everybody in Canada that came out to my shows. You know, you've always been a huge supporter. I love Canada.
I love Canadians. The amount of support I get from you guys is even now, you know, most of you are like, man, is he a comedian? I guess I'll watch like you don't know if I'm working doing good or, you know, funny. I guess you heard the show, so I got a couple skills, but yeah, it's, it's really cool to see everybody come out, you know, having full rooms in the middle of nowhere.
Sorry, Barry, but you're in the middle of nowhere. I drove, I drove it. You guys are crazy. But yeah, I got nothing with love for everybody.
So check out my Patreon. I told everybody in Canada, patreon.com slash else, mate, two a dates for comedy, the Jason Ellis dot com, wolf knife merchant skateboards and all that stuff. I believe even Hawk versus Wolf limited edition signed by myself and Tony Hawk, those boards are available on there as well. So grab yourself some merch and have a good day.
Don't die.