How to Survive: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

Wake up Sleepyheads! It's time for the remake of a Nightmare on Elm Street! A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) tells the story of A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). Only this time, it's gorier, more unpleasant, less innovative, less exciting, it makes less sense, has uncomfortable themes, less appealing characters, worse special effects, a worse story, worse setting, worse characters and a worse ending. So look forward to an unbiased and straight-laced review.   We talk about a disappointing change in the motives of the villain; a complete lack of appealing or interesting characters; and a frank discussion of the technical capabilities of open-source search engines. All of which leads to one big question: How would you survive? Whatever happens, one thing's for sure... you're dreaming, but you don't know it. Like, even if you're awake. And then it says that after that, your brain will shut down, inducing a coma. Which is permanent sleep. Another classic film solved by the best movie podcast in the world.