HOW TO: survive erupting on a volcano

In the debut episode of Don’t Let the Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared kick things off with a chaotic recap of their trip to Guatemala—featuring questionable altitude decisions, emotional breakthroughs on the side of a volcano, and one very dramatic “eruption” that… may not have actually been the volcano. From hiking up Acatenango in the dark to questioning every life choice halfway to the summit, they unpack the kind of travel experience that’s equal parts awe-inspiring and mildly unhinged. Along the way, they introduce their weekly “In & Out” list—declaring what’s officially thriving, what needs to be retired immediately, and what absolutely should not be heard through thin apartment walls. It’s messy, it’s honest, and it’s just the beginning.