HR 4 – Texans Schedule Wishlist & Figgy’s Mixtape

ITL looks ahead to the Houston Texans schedule release tomorrow and breaks down exactly what they’ll be watching for once the full slate drops. The guys debate what would create the easiest possible path for Houston—from travel stretches and primetime balance to bye week placement and cold-weather games—and what type of schedule could make the season far more difficult than it needs to be. ITL also discusses which stretches could define the Texans’ season before it even begins. Then it’s Figgy’s Mixtape, featuring a bizarre showdown involving a politician and an OnlyFans creator, Figgy admitting he’s fully locked into the Squatters show on A&E, and the ultimate hypothetical: if someone offered you $100,000 for every day you didn’t bathe, how long could you realistically last?