Huwey Lewd and the Nudes

There was a man called Huw A church man through and through At home on a pew with a nice hair-do A respectable man it was true But allegations flew And caused a hullabaloo There was a surprise rear view Which left him in a stew We didn’t have a clue That he could be so blue Had he just had a few? Or got bored with virtue? Oh it’s a right old to-do Poor old Huw!