Hypnosis, Toxic Dating Bios & Why Our Love Language Is Insults

You know that friend who says “no music, just vibes” on a road trip? We start this episode there… From there, we slide into something a lot darker: hypnotists, “glimmering,” and whether someone could actually get you to do something awful and erase the memory. Mishi shares a wild story about an experiment where a guy is hypnotized into doing something he doesn’t remember, and we ask the big questions—who would abuse a power like that first? Politicians, sales reps, or that one manipulative family member?Then it’s time for one of the most unhinged dating app bios we’ve ever read. This guy calls dating apps “a catalog of fat single moms,” “not as fat women” selling content, and “mentally ill creepy men who decided they’re women”… while still actively using the app himself. We break down why it’s such a walking red flag and why some people seem determined to burn every bridge before they even match.We wrap up with our very questionable love language: calling each other names and using the C‑word as a term of endearment. We talk about teasing, boundaries, and how some friendships are built on the kind of insults that would get anybody else blocked.New here? Rockin’ on the Porch is where we sit down, talk about the weird parts of being human, and laugh our way through the chaos.Timeline: 00:00 Awkward Porch Start 01:35 Road Trip No Music 08:32 Florida or Not Game 12:03 Vampire Glimmer Debate 34:50 Shining star Ralph roast 40:09 Inside jokes and signoff Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. All opinions expressed are solely those of the speakers and are not intended as statements of fact. We do not intend to defame, misrepresent, or harm any person, business, or organization discussed. This content is not legal, medical, financial, or professional advice, and should not be relied upon as such. Listeners assume full responsibility for any actions taken based on this content.