I Absolutely Know That I'm Better Than You MAGA Fuckwits

MAGA: “yOu tHiNk yOu’Re bEtTeR tHaN mE?”You’re goddamn right I do. I’ve never fallen for Don Con Van Scam’s bullshit for even a minute. I believe in science, logic, and good manners, not grifters, blind faith, or child-rapists. I’ve never watched Fox News. I’m not going to be fooled by the Religious Right or anyone who thinks Donald Douche-Canoe is some smart leader with America’s best interests in mind.So yes, I’m better than you. And I’d pity you if you were only harming yourselves. But you’re taking the rest of us down with you as America burns to the ground.I talk about how willingly Trumpanzees vote against their best interests and safety in the name of their racism and bigotry. You can wrap it up in whatever religious packaging you’d like, but it’s still bullshit. Wake the fuck up, MAGA. You don’t have to be broke, hungry, and destitute. You just have to give up on Pedolf Shitler and vote for better people. Stop sending that dickhead your money. And be open to a better way of life. You don’t have to keep suffering.© 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved.Mooch thinks that you all deserve 50% off our paid subscription rate. It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support our independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon, just for you!Join HERE for 50% off!If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have you with us. Thank you! Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe