I Am a Keyword Tool

I’m Hersch and this is a really short podcast to introduce you to what I do. There is a lot. It is a philosophical, theoretical and I have a lot of fun, I’m not afraid of thought experiment, and I’m having a riot cranking these out. I only use free speech outlets. Free speech is not hate speech. Censorship is hate. Being prejudiced about other people is hate. Trying to stifle free association and conversation is hate. KEYWORD TOOL Once I wrote a character and he had a catchphrase. I am not going to reveal the catch phrase here, but I did tell a friend. And, she said it sounded like it could be interpreted as “dirty”. Well, it’s not dirty, but I told her the only way to keep people with dirty minds from hearing things dirty would be to plug their ears or better yet, just avoid them. I never worry about the sick s**t going on in other people’s imagination. I have enough of my own, I guess. I mean some people hear things dirty because they are dirty. Then they blame you for the way they hear things. It’s crazy. They are crazy they are gross, it’s gross they’re gross people. Whatever, good riddance. Another character was listing to his car radio very loud. “Hey Larry, that’s too loud” He was told. “Yeah, I’m listening to it loud!” was his reply. Do you guys ever use keyword tools. I wander what a keyword tool would like like in 1884. This is a wordplay I like to do to find associations. facecrack facial hair hair shirt shirt stains stained glass glass jaw jaw line line dance dancing horse horse sense sensory overload load limit limited means means tested test switch switch back back field field services service call call sign sign papers paper doll doll clothes wash cloth facecrack It all comes back to the clowns and their pants. house fire fire hose – wood stain stain remover remove hat hat dance dance hall hall pass pass class class act act naturally natural features feature role role play play nice nice smile smile worthy worthy time time flies fly by by gum gum shoe shoe big big clown clown pants The human brain is a keyword generator, that’s what my mornings are like, that is why I always have a notepad handy, because you never know when an actual thought is going to sneak in there. That is the kind of rambly s**t that runs through my mind when I wake up in the morning. Yeah, that’s right, rambly. Sometimes when I need a word I make one up. This is one of my most popular blog posts and I haven’t even published it yet, such a keyword tool. Bed stand note pad night shirt clown pants Seo later. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit commercialherschel.substack.com/subscribe