I Did Not Say Mulatto

Gunter kicks things off by accusing Marshall of having way too much energy—especially for someone who records while pacing like a caged tiger. We learn that yes, Marshall moves around a lot while recording, and yes, he also does an alarming amount of math in his head. He doesn’t deny it. Marshall decides today’s focus is pop culture, which of course means chaos. He kicks things off with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and immediately tries to put words in Gunter’s mouth. She vehemently denies it, and eventually, Marshall admits she never actually said that (shocking development). Gunter worries that if anyone ever really listens to this podcast, Marshall’s going to get them canceled. Then he shifts gears and unveils his age gap dating formula—complete with math—and applies it to Bill Belichick and his girlfriend. Gunter questions what they could possibly talk about. Fair. And somehow, Henry VIII gets dragged into this, too. As do baseball pants, basketball shorts, and the general state of sports apparel. It’s math, monarchy, and fashion chaos—just another day on Northern Aggression.