EPISODE · Apr 25, 2026 · 58 MIN
I Didn't Text Him... Vodka Did: Chapter 5
from LET'S GET SEXY: Erotic Stories Deconstructed
What can I say about this chapter that deserves to be said but will also make you want to listen to the episode... hmmm, that's a tough one... Okay, here we go: Join me for this next instalment of "I Didn't Text Him...Vodka Did!" - an erotic story written by the author "aFutileResistance" for the website Literotica.com! The chapter features 4000 correctly spelled words written in full English language sentences! Listen as I read those words IN ORDER and do my absolute best to try and make them sounds interesting and exciting! Meanwhile, the cliffhanger from the end of chapter 4 remains in place to keep the tension alive... seriously, that's the best I could do. Obviously don't skip this chapter, because I have loads of funny things to say about it, but just know upfront that it's not probably going to be what you were hoping for...TRIGGER WARNING: This chapter is bullshit. If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!Thank you to subscribed Patreon supporters and please, if you can afford it, do consider contributing to the upkeep of the show and reducing the reliance on advertisers by donating via the links below, every little helps! Thanks very much!Buy me a Coffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/letsgetsexypodcast Patreon Account: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688 - Become a FREE MEMBER or sign up for the paid tier for only £5!A final thanks to our advertising partners, who also help make the podcast a viable enterprise!If you have any questions, comments, feedback or if you're interested in submitting a story to be considered for the podcast/would like to collaborate on a special bonus episode: please send an email using the contact information below or reach out via social media!Email: [email protected] BlueSky https://bsky.app/profile/sexypodcast.bsky.social <- most active channel!Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast-----Erotic Stories Amateur Erotica Erotic Fiction Spicy Stories Steamy Tales Adult Storytelling Sensual Fiction Romance & Erotica Audio Erotica Naughty Narratives Comedy CommentaryFunny Erotica Comedic Reactions NSFW Humor Satirical Erotica Laugh & Lust Roast the Romance Playful Commentary Spice with Snark Tongue-in-Cheek Storytime PodcastReaction Podcast Audio Entertainment Late Night Listening After Dark Podcast Adult Comedy Podcast Narrative Commentary Dramatic Readings Improvised Commentary Story Breakdown 18+ OnlyGrown Folks Podcast Couples Listening Sex-Positive Open-Minded Humor Guilty Pleasure Bedroom Laughs Wine Night Podcast CheekyFlirty Playfully Explicit Campy Romance Over-the-Top Drama Cringe Comedy Unfiltered Lighthearted NSFW Spicy & Silly Dramatic & Dirty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What this episode covers
What can I say about this chapter that deserves to be said but will also make you want to listen to the episode... hmmm, that's a tough one... Okay, here we go: Join me for this next instalment of "I Didn't Text Him...Vodka Did!" - an erotic story written by the author "aFutileResistance" for the website Literotica.com! The chapter features 4000 correctly spelled words written in full English language sentences! Listen as I read those words IN ORDER and do my absolute best to try and make them sounds interesting and exciting! Meanwhile, the cliffhanger from the end of chapter 4 remains in place to keep the tension alive... seriously, that's the best I could do. Obviously don't skip this chapter, because I have loads of funny things to say about it, but just know upfront that it's not probably going to be what you were hoping for...TRIGGER WARNING: This chapter is bullshit. If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!Thank you to subscribed Patreon supporters and please, if you can afford it, do consider contributing to the upkeep of the show and reducing the reliance on advertisers by donating via the links below, every little helps! Thanks very much!Buy me a Coffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/letsgetsexypodcast Patreon Account: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688 - Become a FREE MEMBER or sign up for the paid tier for only £5!A final thanks to our advertising partners, who also help make the podcast a viable enterprise!If you have any questions, comments, feedback or if you're interested in submitting a story to be considered for the podcast/would like to collaborate on a special bonus episode: please send an email using the contact information below or reach out via social media!Email: [email protected] BlueSky https://bsky.app/profile/sexypodcast.bsky.social <- most active channel!Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast-----Erotic Stories Amateur Erotica Erotic Fiction Spicy Stories Steamy Tales Adult Storytelling Sensual Fiction Romance & Erotica Audio Erotica Naughty Narratives Comedy CommentaryFunny Erotica Comedic Reactions NSFW Humor Satirical Erotica Laugh & Lust Roast the Romance Playful Commentary Spice with Snark Tongue-in-Cheek Storytime PodcastReaction Podcast Audio Entertainment Late Night Listening After Dark Podcast Adult Comedy Podcast Narrative Commentary Dramatic Readings Improvised Commentary Story Breakdown 18+ OnlyGrown Folks Podcast Couples Listening Sex-Positive Open-Minded Humor Guilty Pleasure Bedroom Laughs Wine Night Podcast CheekyFlirty Playfully Explicit Campy Romance Over-the-Top Drama Cringe Comedy Unfiltered Lighthearted NSFW Spicy & Silly Dramatic & Dirty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
NOW PLAYING
I Didn't Text Him... Vodka Did: Chapter 5
No transcript for this episode yet
Similar Episodes
Apr 22, 2026 ·87m
Apr 20, 2026 ·75m
Apr 16, 2026 ·84m
Apr 14, 2026 ·104m
Apr 13, 2026 ·79m