I Don’t Give a Fuck About Trump Renaming Lake Ontario

If Trump is calling Lake Ontario “Lake America” now, I’m calling it “Lake Epstein.” To hell with what he thinks about it. None of us are required to take his little tangerine toddler twatzi shit seriously. We do not have to believe anything he tells us to. And I’ll be double-damned if I ever allow a lying, cheating, thieving child-rapist to tell ME what’s what. Eat shit, Groper Cleveland. Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me. I was thinking about this after writing my new article this morning. The news came that Pervert Hoover signed an executive order that proclaimed Lake Ontario to be renamed “Lake America” because he’s crying like a little bitch about Canada not bowing down to his crap. Boo hoo, somebody call a Whaa-ambulance. He’s such a victim. Crybaby Caligula. Well, I’m over his daily drama. Let me tell you why I don’t care about this latest nothing story. I appreciate you lending me your ears. Thank you for everything you all bring to our fight against fascism. I couldn’t do it without you. © 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved. Mooch thinks that you all deserve 50% off our paid subscription rate. It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support our independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon, just for you! Join HERE for 50% off! If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have your support. Thank you! Click HERE to Contribute to our GoFundMe. And we hope to see you soon on the road! https://gofund.me/bfe9b9429 Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe