"I Felt the Knife..." – The Most Brutal Vasectomy Story Ever Told

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **In this episode, Austin shares the absolute nightmare of his recent vasectomy—a story involving a pop-up women's spa, zero numbing, a mechanic's creeper chair, and 10 minutes of pure agony. Once we recover from the sympathy pains, we dive into Critic's Corner for some movie reviews before completely derailing into the Conspiracy Center. We're talking Selena Gomez clone theories, deep dives into the Epstein files, Michael Jackson's Neverland, and even alien disclosures. Pull up a chair, and thank you for being part of this crowd!00:00 - Start!02:11 - Hunter Class09:09 - The Vasectomy Story Begins30:13 - Critic's Corner: "Eternity", "Anaconda", and "The Running Man"43:31 - Conspiracy Center: Selena Gomez clones & Bieber's baby47:20 - The Epstein Files & Whoopi Goldberg49:15 - Michael Jackson's Neverland: Safe haven or conspiracy?53:53 - Pizzagate, "Beef Jerky" emails, & Hollywood elites58:42 - Did Epstein survive? Unmarked vans & FedEx accounts01:05:25 - Big Pharma & the timing of cancer cures01:09:47 - Obama, Trump, and Aliens01:16:55 - The Olympics & Olympic Village hookups01:23:41 - Super Bowl Halftime Shows & lip-syncing01:30:29 - AI Movies & Hollywood copyright lawsuits01:32:27 - Dad jokes & Sign offReddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#JoinTheCrowd #News #PodcastP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041