I Ghosted a Date and Accidentally Adopted Their Plant

Liv turns a facepalm-level dating disaster into a full-blown soap opera about plants, passive-aggression, and modern ghosting etiquette. She opens with a ridiculous statement — she ghosted a date, then ended up owning the date's plant — and walks listeners through the chaotic chain: the awkward handoff, the group-chat therapy session she created to justify keeping a living thing that belonged to Someone She Ghosted, and the escalating texts that turned a simple breakup into accidental custody. The episode is a loud, conspiratorial monologue that feels like reading receipts in a best-friend group chat: oversharing, sarcastic takes on boundary-setting, a hot take about who gets to keep the plant, and a surprisingly tender payoff about responsibility, shame, and small redemptions. Perfect for anyone craving a goofy escape that still lands emotionally.