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EPISODE · Jul 30, 2026 · 18 MIN

"I Had A Slurpee, And I Committed A Crime" ft. Paul Ayris

from Heightening Headlines: Improvising The News

In this episode of Heightening Headlines: Improvising the News, Alec and guest host Paul discuss a fugitive tortoise persued in the world's slowest police chase, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the pursuit of eternal youth.Follow them at @AlecSheaImprov and @ayrispaulhttps://www.instagram.com/ayrispaul/https://www.instagram.com/alecsheaimprov/Paul Ayris is a Munich-based improviser performing with Bake This.Content Note: Discussions of duck mating in a humanised way, comedically depicted death by fire________________Real news, improvised comedy.Improviser and voice actor Alec Shea (@AlecSheaImprov) discusses interesting, weird, and completely true news stories from around the world with different guest hosts.Then they improvise comedic scenes inspired by the story, the people involved, and the discussion that follows. They also discuss improv techniques and comedy styles. Weekly episodes with many amazing special guests!(Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee the news stories will be accurately depicted during the improv. In fact... they may be depicted somewhat inaccurately... Hmm... Actually its probably best to assume the improv doesn't represent these real world news stories at all...)Intro music and voiceover by Alec Shea (@alecsheamusic)

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