I Hate The Beach

I hate the beach The sun makes me tired and the high tide washes the sand man away I have to say, I hate the beach I hate the beach, baby I hate the sun The burning of skin is and is not a-peeling I’m not having fun. I hate the sun I hate the beach, baby I hate the beach, baby I hate the beach, I hate the beach, baby I hate the sand It gets in places I can’t mention politely It’s itchy and I hate the sand I hate the beach, baby I hate the ocean It’s less like swimming and more like swirling in a sickening motion I hate the ocean, I hate the beach Sometimes the beach is too much Just ask the Dutch Other times, it’s just enough To make you feel like you wanna go To a place where it always snows Bundled up in bunches of blankets I hate the beach The beautiful bodies lying idly beside me, So far out of reach, I hate the beach I hate the beach