I Have a Lot of Band-Aids on My Hands (with Emily Altman)

Writer/Comedian Emily Altman (author of the self-help parody How To Be Sane) joins Tom and Julie to watch clips of self-help influencers. What SHOULD you be doing between the hours of 4am-8am to maximize your potential? Need a good joke to kick off your megachurch sermon? This is the episode for you! Plus Tom and Julie revisit one of the great advertising campaigns of our time - the Coors Light "And Twins" commercial. Also Red Hot Chili Peppers, that poster of Einstein sticking his tongue out, Jim Breuer's new comedy special, Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram videos, Elon Musk's bomber jacket, and more!CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:*Keith Krohn's Morning Regimen*Joel Osteen Jokes CollectionSUPPORT DOUBLE THREAT ON PATREONWeekly Bonus Episodes, Monthly Livestreams, Video Episodes, and More!https://www.patreon.com/DoubleThreatPodWATCH VIDEO CLIPS OF DOUBLE THREAThttps://www.youtube.com/@doublethreatpodJOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS*Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx*Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends*Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriendsDOUBLE THREAT MERCHhttps://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatTOTALLY EFFED UP T-SHIRTShttps://www.teepublic.com/user/dttfuSEND SUBMISSIONS [email protected] DOUBLE THREAThttps://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.