I Hired A Security Guard Who Thought He Was John Wick

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Security work is usually boring, until you hire a guy who treats the food court like a battlefield. Meet Kevin: a "Mall Ninja" with a resume printed on cardstock, a closet full of internet-bought tactical gear, and zero grip on reality. From conducting "covert ops" in the clothing racks to declaring war on a toddler, this is the story of how one man turned a minimum-wage job into a high-stakes tactical disaster.This episode is from my Fictional Story YouTube channel called Karma Stories Extended.

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This episode was published on February 5, 2026.

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Security work is usually boring, until you hire a guy who treats the food court like a battlefield. Meet Kevin: a "Mall Ninja" with a resume printed on cardstock, a closet full of internet-bought tactical gear, and zero grip on reality. From...

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