I Keep a Ruler Next to the Toilet

Welcome to another perfectly normal week. Jack and Joe feed actual lions, tigers and...ruin a gravy boat with brown sauce. Joe literally learns how to fly, there's a classic wasabi/guacamole disaster, and we learn all about the mystical...poo ruler. Plus we dive into your most absurd encounters, queries and everyday qualms!Send your queries & qualms to us: https://www.instagram.com/nowyoutellmepodWatch us on Youtube: https://youtube.com/@nowyoutellmepodListen on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/425BzaQApple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3FVB4YiIf you simply crave more:Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nowyoutellmepodX: https://x.com/nowyoutellmepod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.