I Own the Poltergeist House, And It Listens to Grok

It turns out homeownership is just a game of discovering ever more circles of hell.  At least for those of us that don't just throw money at the problem and try to do the work ourselves.  You think there's only 7 circles?  Ha!!  I've found 7 in plumbing alone.  This week's installment is a little thing called Garage Door Maintenance.  I give it 2/10; don't recommend.  However what is predictable, is Elon's AI chatbot going off the rails after he (and the far-right community) didn't like the answers it was giving.  I don't know what source material they fed it, but it sure was angry.  Spoiler alert, AI isn't a grown-ass adult with it's own life experiences.  It's just whatever you train it to be.  Stop f'n trusting them.  I review Woodford Reserve Batch Proof 2025.  Does this year's installment put me in a happier mood, or did I just buy a new cookin' whiskey? Finally, y'all get an update on the status of my lumbar spine and my de-fattening.  I know, super awesome topics.  Enjoy!