I Smell Burnt Toast, I Taste Metal, and I'm an American

On this episode, the boys discuss cross-eyed nipples. Adolphus. Getting drag pilled. Having tenement museum at home. Con Body being NOT okay! Having a short block. Best In Show. 16 Handles. Miss Incontinental. Getting your hand re-juved. Addison Rae on top, crypt keeper on the bottom. Tater Tots. F1 starring Tarn Pitt.  The perfect time of day. Post-crabmeat, Pre-Covid. Corbin-19. The Comeback. Pre-ordering a book and the surprise that ensues. Losing your sparkle. Smelling burnt toast and tasting metal. Kate Berlant heading up the department of good energy. NYC mayoral primary. And finally, the boys forget to do their one and only segment. That Bull Mastiff Paul Malouf.