I Survived One Night as a Security Guard This Made me Quit

"Schmidt checked his watch. He was coming to the end of his shift and this new kid seemed bright enough. He'd be fine on his first night he'd be fine on his first night with just brief orientation..." Story originally titled "Muffins" by Taxi Dancer. Narration & Music by Dr. Creepen van Pasta. End credits by the talented Tanner Stokes.