"I Thought I Was Spider-Man"

This week Racco goes off-brand with an inspirational message for the people to lead things off. After we shed a few tears, we get into some giggles with our new segment Algorithm Suckjob where we talk about stuff that's clogging our algorithm such as Fyre Fest 2 and this guy who got into a beef with a baby on an airplane. Then we get into our Back Page News where we discover the oddest stories happening around the world, such as; 'Oh Good – Over 1 In 10 People Poo In The Shower', 'National Guard member arrested after applying to work as hitman on fake website', and '2 arrested, suspect in Spiderman costume still at large after BMW pursuit ends on Beltway in Md.' Then we close it out with our camera guys dirty little secret Today's episode is fuelled by Red Bull Canada, we thank you for your support! Follow ⁠⁠Down to the Wire on IG⁠⁠ Subscribe to our ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ Channel, check out our ⁠⁠website⁠⁠ & read our ⁠⁠blogs⁠⁠, be a lot cooler if you did. Check out Noah's blog about Tokyo Fashion week here. Intro 0:00 - Eating Magic Mushrooms 1:45 - Alone in Montreal 2:45 - Getting Weird 3:47 - In Control of My Time 4:06 - Art That Changed My Life 5:00 - Don’t Forget to Live Life 5:46 - Bad Mushroom Trip 7:20 - Life Lessons 8:14 - Wholesome Fan Interactions 9:30 - Positive Ass Episode 10:00 - Fuelled by Red Bull 10:30 - Best Drink in the World 11:00 - Show Breakdown Algorithm Suckjob 11:24 - Here’s What’s on our Algorithm 11”36 - Colman’s Long Legs 11:53 - Fyre Fest 2 12:35 - Two Genders 12:44 - Fyre Fest Trailer 12:58 - Responding to Billy McFarland’s Tweet (Fyre Fest Food and Tents) 13:42 - Going to Fyre Fest 14:03 - GOAT Scam Artist 14:48 - Fyre Fest Location 15:31 - Guy Freaks Out at Baby on Airplane 16:53 - Punching Babies 17:00 - Fart Mystery 18:27 - Obnoxious Tax 19:03 - Travelling with Babies Back Page News 22:27 - Weird News Weekly 22:30 - 1 in 10 People Poop in the Shower 22:44 - Peeing in Shower 22:55 - Unintentional Poops 23:17 - Waffle Stomp 23:40 - Standing Poop 24:00 - The Ultimate Bidet 24:12 - Having To Go Mid-Shower 25:30 - Showering Together 25:57 - Best Feeling in the World 26:28 - Blowing Nose in the Shower 27:21 - Poop Trick Shots 28:29 - Mac Savage 29:08 - Do You Poop in the Shower? 29:30 - Joe Biden Poops in the Shower 30:00 - So Does Mark Wahlburg 30:13 - Mark Wahlburg Routine 30:28 - Italy Toilets 32:24 - National Guard Member Arrested For Applying to Work as Hitman on Fake Website 32:43 - www.rentahitman.com 33:05 - Story Explained 33:53 - Hitman Headshots 34:48 - Ideal Hitman 35:25 - Masterminds Hitman 36:27 - How Much Does a Hitman Cost? 36:50 - Falling for Internet Scams 38:49 - Hitman Testimonials 39:27 - What’s the point of www.rentahitman.com ? 40:00 - The FBI Entrapping Hitman 41:28 - Where Do You Find a Hitman? 42:09 - Taking it too Far (Almost) 42:32 - COD Player IRL 43:20 - Man in Spider-Man Costume at Large After High Speed Pursuit 43:31 - Story Explained 44:08 - Possibly Spider-Man 44:39 - Tobey Maguire Cage Fight Spider-Man Suit 45:08 - Obama Mask 45:16 - How Many People Does It Take to Steal a Car? 45:33 - Slight Racism 46:12 - Spider-Man Fight Scene 46:49 - Amateur Wresting Spider-Man 47:35 - Spider-Man Web Shooter 47:55 - Phalen Used to be Spider-Man 48:34 - Wearing a Spider-Man Suit 24/7 49:08 - My Superhero Moment 50:13 - My Dirty Secret Outro 50:54 - Wrapping Up 51:04 - Tokyo Fashion Week 52:03 - Logan Brown’s Comedy Special 53:16 - Mom’s Reacting to Comedy 53:37 - John’s Apology 54:14 - Dine and Dashing 55:10 - Outro