"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."Phyllis Diller, American comedian.Phyllis Diller was an American stand-up comedian and actress, renowned for her distinctive laugh, self-deprecating humor, and eccentric persona. She broke into the male-dominated comedy circuit in the 1950s, and her groundbreaking role paved the way for future generations of female comedians.🎙️ 🤣Quip & Quirk: Revelations in Raillery and Rhetoric 📚✒️ Greetings, fellow seekers of the whimsical and the witty! You've tuned into 'Quip & Quirk,' the enchanting auditory excursion into the kaleidoscopic realm of jest, jive, and jocularity. Here, we meander through the labyrinthine alleys of wordplay, humor, and the deliciously ironic, guided by the luminous minds of famed folks from a mosaic of disciplines. Embark with us on this fanciful odyssey to unearth the sparkling quips, chuckle-worthy tales, and mind-bending conundrums that have woven the tapestry of renown for our iconic subjects. For aficionados of linguistic gymnastics, lovers of the laughable, and connoisseurs of life's unexpected twists. 'Quip & Quirk' promises to be your sanctum of mirth and enlightenment, a daily haven where laughter meets profundity. 🌟🎭✨Now hilariously available for your reading pleasure as an eBook on Amazon Kindle. 😂📚📖